Ba-Rack-No-Phobia- n. intense fear or loathing of socialism. 

More and more people are catching ba-rack-no-phobia by the day. These are people who are tired of seeing our democratic, free-market government turned into a socialist regime by Barack Obama. If you have the same growing concerns that the majority of Americans have, wear your "condition" with pride and order your Ba-rack-no-phobia t-shirt today!