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Looking for funny political t-shirts? Look no further. PatriotDepot.com has some of the best funny and humorous conservative and anti-Obama t-shirts available. 

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  • All in Favor Shirt of Gun Control Raise Your Right Arm T-Shirt
    $26.95 $17.95 Choose Options All in Favor Shirt of Gun Control Raise Your Right Arm T-Shirt
    It's time we realize that the gun control is not—and never never has been—about guns. It has always been about control. Almost every tyrannical government in the history of the world has sought to disarm the...
  • Beer Is Proof That God Loves Us T-Shirt (Black)
    $26.95 $17.95 Choose Options Beer Is Proof That God Loves Us T-Shirt (Black)
    Buy the t-shirt and get What Would Jesus Drink? for FREE! (A $17.95 value!)   Ben Franklin was a very wise man, and played an instrumental part of our country's founding. Being a renaissance man, he had ideas and...
  • Beer Is Proof That God Loves Us T-Shirt (Gray)
    $26.95 $16.95 Choose Options Beer Is Proof That God Loves Us T-Shirt (Gray)
    "Beer Is Proof That God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy." - Benjamin Franklin   Ben Franklin was a very wise man, and played an instrumental part of our country's founding. Being a renaissance man, he had ideas and...
  • Big Bird: One Job Saved T-shirt
    $26.95 $6.73 Choose Options Big Bird: One Job Saved T-shirt
    75% OFF! Big Bird: One Job Saved T-shirt Design is printed on the front of a navy shirt. Concerning Processing Time-Frame: Because our shirts are custom made right here in Powder Springs, GA, please allow 9-14 days for...
  • D.A.D.D.D. Dads Against Daughters Dating Democrats T Shirt (White)
    $24.95 $14.95 Choose Options D.A.D.D.D. Dads Against Daughters Dating Democrats T Shirt (White)
    No, it's not the fathers' version Mothers Against Drunk Driving. It's dads taking a stand for the moral—and political—integrity of their families!With fathers having to combat the "free love" spirit of licentious...
  • Due to the Price Increase on Ammo Do Not Expect a Warning Shot Shirt
    $26.95 $10.00 Choose Options Due to the Price Increase on Ammo Do Not Expect a Warning Shot Shirt
    A warning shot above the head has traditionally been an expected courtesy on the part of persons defending themselves with a firearm. However, with the exorbitant price of ammunition in the past few months, this tradition is...
  • Forward Sheeple Shirt
    $26.95 $10.78 Choose Options Forward Sheeple Shirt
    60% OFF! Forward Sheeple Shirt If your friends jumped off a cliff would you do the same? This shirt depicts the democratic symbol leading the sheep straight off of a cliff to their doom, much like what they are doing to...
  • Government Hates Competition T-Shirt (Black)
    $26.95 $14.95 Choose Options Government Hates Competition T-Shirt (Black)
    Just about everyone in our society agrees with the validity of the Eighth Commandment, "Thou shall not steal."  Unfortunately, many people seem to believe that the Eighth Commandment doesn't apply to the civil...
  • Guns Don't Kill People, Dads with Daughters Do T-Shirt (Gray)
    $26.95 $17.95 Choose Options Guns Don't Kill People, Dads with Daughters Do T-Shirt (Gray)
    "Guns Don't Kill People, Dads with Daughters Do" Printed on the back of a gray t-shirt. Concerning Processing Time-Frame: Because our shirts are custom made right here in Powder Springs, GA, please allow 9-14 days for...
  • I Call Shotgun T-Shirt
    $26.95 $19.95 Choose Options I Call Shotgun T-Shirt
    This shirt brings new meaning to the phrase, "I call shotgun."  The weapon of choice for millions of Americans, the shotgun is one of the most effective tools you can have to defend yourself and your family...
  • I'm Surrounded by Idiots Shirt
    $26.95 $10.00 Choose Options I'm Surrounded by Idiots Shirt
    Just how many Americans are idiots?  That's a very difficult thing to put a number on, but thanks to a survey conducted by the U.S. Government, we now have conclusive data on the number of idiots in America.  The...
  • M.A.D.D.D. - Moms Against Daughters Dating Democrats T-Shirt (White)
    $24.95 $12.47 Choose Options M.A.D.D.D. - Moms Against Daughters Dating Democrats T-Shirt (White)
    50% OFF! M.A.D.D.D. - Moms Against Daughters Dating Democrats T-Shirt Printed on the front of a white shirt. Concerning Processing Time-Frame: Because our shirts are custom made right here in Powder Springs, GA, please...
  • Make Your Own Luck T-shirt
    $24.95 $7.48 Choose Options Make Your Own Luck T-shirt
    70% OFF! Little Spencer from the comic strip Knocking On Heaven's Door has it on Good Authority that sometimes good things happen to those who make them happen. Click here to visit KOHD.org and read more...
  • Never Spanked T-shirt
    $26.95 $17.95 Choose Options Never Spanked T-shirt
    Never Spanked T-shirt Reads: I'm afraid of a world run by adults who were never spanked as kids and got trophies just for participating. Printed on the front of a navy shirt. Concerning Processing Time-Frame: Because...
  • Never Underestimate The Power of Stupid People in Large Groups (Gray)
    $26.95 $17.95 Choose Options Never Underestimate The Power of Stupid People in Large Groups (Gray)
    "Never Underestimate The Power of Stupid People in Large Groups" Printed on the back of a gray t-shirt. Concerning Processing Time-Frame: Because our shirts are custom made right here in Powder Springs, GA, please allow...
  • Obamacare: Death & Taxes in One Convenient Package T-Shirt
    $24.95 $10.00 Choose Options Obamacare: Death & Taxes in One Convenient Package T-Shirt
    The audacity of President Obama and his political allies is appalling. Not only do they set up panels to determine who is worthy of receiving medical procedures, but they are making us pay for it! And not only are they...
  • Paradox T-shirt (White)
    $24.95 $7.95 Choose Options Paradox T-shirt (White)
    70% OFF! Paradox: The Government Wants Every Citizen To Prove They Are Insured...But People Don't Have To Prove They Are Citizens T-shirt Printed on the front of a white t-shirt. Concerning Processing Time-Frame:...
  • President's Enemy List - Official Member T-Shirt (Black)
    $26.95 $10.00 Choose Options President's Enemy List - Official Member T-Shirt (Black)
    Getting on the President's enemy list is pretty simple: "Defend the Constitution, promote free enterprise, and nurture individual liberty." All things that should be held as highly commendable, especially from the...
  • Rock. Paper. Scissors. Gun. T-Shirt
    $26.95 $10.00 Choose Options Rock. Paper. Scissors. Gun. T-Shirt
    Most everyone has played the rock, paper, scissors game as a child or with their own kids or grandkids.  Enjoy this humorous new twist on it with our latest t-shirt design. Printed on the front of a navy blue shirt...
  • Smile, Wait for Flash T-Shirt
    $26.95 $17.95 Choose Options Smile, Wait for Flash T-Shirt
    A humorous Second Amendment twist on "Smile, wait for flash" phrase commonly used when taking photos.  A great way to bring a smile to people's face, or to warn criminals what's waiting for them if they mess with you...
  • Something Smells in Washington Shirt
    $24.95 $12.47 Choose Options Something Smells in Washington Shirt
    50% OFF! You know the saying, "It doesn't pass the smell test."? Well the American people have been smelling what's been coming out of Washington DC for past 5 years now, and it's not passing the test. I don't know about...
  • Successful Government Programs T-shirt
    $24.95 $9.98 Choose Options Successful Government Programs T-shirt
    60% OFF! Successful Government Programs T-shirt Design is printed on the front of a white t-shirt. Concerning Processing Time-Frame: Because our shirts are custom made right here in Powder Springs, GA, please allow 9-14...
  • Teach a Man to Fish, Lose a Democrat Voter Shirt (Black)
    $26.95 $17.95 Choose Options Teach a Man to Fish, Lose a Democrat Voter Shirt (Black)
    Republicans and conservatives have tried lots of strategies for winning elections, some successful and some not. But maybe we've been going about this all wrong. Everyone is familiar with the saying, "Give a man a fish and...
  • Teach a Man to Fish, Lose a Democrat Voter Shirt (Green)
    $26.95 $17.95 Choose Options Teach a Man to Fish, Lose a Democrat Voter Shirt (Green)
    Republicans and conservatives have tried lots of strategies for winning elections, some successful and some not. But maybe we've been going about this all wrong. Everyone is familiar with the saying, "Give a man a fish and...
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    $26.95 $10.78 Choose Options U.S. Congress - No Clue T-Shirt (Black)
    60% OFF! If pro is the opposite of con, then what's the opposite of progress? Congress.  If you're as unsatisfied as the majority of America with the decisions (or lack thereof) that Congress has made, show your...

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