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  • "I Have Obamacare" Zombie Dog
    $11.99 "I Have Obamacare" Zombie Dog
    Our Zombie Dog is missing half of an ear and one eye, but I think he's doing pretty well considering he has Obamacare.  This is a fun way to add some humor to a serious issue.  But we better not forget how serious...
  • .50 Caliber Bullet Bottle Opener
    $15.99 $14.95 .50 Caliber Bullet Bottle Opener
    These bottle openers are made from real U.S. Military surplus .50 caliber BMG (Browning Machine Gun) rounds. Don't worry, these rounds have already been fired and have no explosive-ability left in them. Each one of these...
  • .50 Caliber Bullet Pen
    $18.99 $17.95 .50 Caliber Bullet Pen
    What is mightier than the sword? The pen… and the gun. And what is mightier than both? The .50 Caliber Bullet Pen by REAL BULLET, now offered by Patriot Depot. These pens are made from real U.S. Military surplus .50...
  • American Flag Decal
    $9.95 $7.50 Choose Options American Flag Decal
    Wavy 3 ¼” x 4” American flag decal on durable white vinyl (removable adhesive).  5-Pack.
  • Ball of Rights
    $10.00 Choose Options Ball of Rights
    A pair of balls George Washington would be proud of. Most of us are familiar with the popular desk toy Buckyballs. But what most people don't know is that the Federal government put Buckyballs out of business...
  • BBQ Gun Lighter - M-16 Edition
    $13.95 BBQ Gun Lighter - M-16 Edition
    This is the perfect gift for the gun nut who loves to grill.  Let's face it, guys like anything that looks like a gun.  When a guy owns this, he'll be looking for excuses to grill out and show off his gun lighter...
  • BBQ Gun Lighter - Rifle Edition
    $13.95 BBQ Gun Lighter - Rifle Edition
    This is the perfect gift for the gun nut who loves to grill.  Let's face it, guys like anything that looks like a gun.  When a guy owns this, he'll be looking for excuses to grill out and show off his gun lighter...
  • Beauty is in the Eye of the Beer-Holder Pub Glass
    $14.95 $7.47 Choose Options Beauty is in the Eye of the Beer-Holder Pub Glass
    50% OFF! Made in the USA! Everyone knows that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but it's also true that beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder, too.  Display this humorous play on words with our Beer-Holder Pub...
  • Coexist Reusable Grocery Tote
    $12.95 $4.95 Coexist Reusable Grocery Tote
    A favorite of liberals everywhere, the original COEXIST bumper stickers signify the desire for all religions and philosophies to exist together in harmony.  What is striking is that the same people who call for peaceful...
  • Comically Incorrect 2014 Calendar
    $17.95 $0.89 Comically Incorrect 2014 Calendar
    95% OFF!  $.89 each! The Liberty Alliance 2014 Calendar features artwork from widely acclaimed conservative cartoonist A.F. Branco.  From global warming and energy policy, to illegal immigration and Obamacare,...
  • Don't Tread On Me Belt Buckle
    $29.99 $24.95 Don't Tread On Me Belt Buckle
    Inspired by the iconic Gadsden Flag, this solid brass belt buckle is a great way to display your love for our liberty and freedom.  "Don't Tread on Me", a warning made famous during the American Revolution, is...
  • Don't Tread on Me MAGNET
    $14.95 $3.73 Don't Tread on Me MAGNET
    75% OFF!   The Gadsden flag is a historical American flag with a yellow field depicting a rattlesnake coiled and ready to strike. Positioned below the snake is the legend "DON'T TREAD ON ME" [sic]. The flag was...
  • Gadsden Flag Don't Tread On Me Patch
    $6.95 Gadsden Flag Don't Tread On Me Patch
    Dating back to the War for Independence, the Gadsden flag has long been a symbol of America's opposition to tyranny. Named after its designer, Gen. Christopher Gadsden, the Gadsden flag was first used in 1775 as the...
  • Gas Pump "Stick it to Obama" Notes
    $4.95 Choose Options Gas Pump "Stick it to Obama" Notes
    Obama is doing everything he can to bankrupt this country. One of his many strategies is to strangle our life-giving supply of oil. Obama is hell-bent on blocking drilling and projects like the Keystone pipeline. So, here's...
  • Give Obama the Pink Slip! (10 Pack)
    $1.95 Choose Options Give Obama the Pink Slip! (10 Pack)
      Obama has had nearly 4 years to fulfill his campaign promises to create jobs and improve our economy.   Instead, unemployment and national debt are at an all-time record high.  In the 41 months since...
  • Got Ammo? Mug
    $12.95 $9.95 Got Ammo? Mug
    FREE COMICALLY INCORRECT 2014 CALENDAR WITH EVERY ORDER OF THIS MUG. A spin-off of the famous "got milk?" advertising campaign, this mug has a much more important question to ask: "got ammo?" In recent days,...
  • Gun Handle KOOLER
    $9.95 Gun Handle KOOLER
    To those of us who love guns and our 2nd Amendment rights, the feeling of a gun in the hand evokes many emotions.  Security, confidence, happiness, serenity, a sense of invincibility.  There's just something...
  • Gun Handle Mug
    $14.95 $12.95 Gun Handle Mug
    To those of us who love guns and our 2nd Amendment rights, the feeling of a gun in the hand evokes many emotions.  Security, confidence, happiness, serenity, a sense of invincibility.  There's just something...
  • Handgun Silicone Ice Mold
    $12.95 $9.95 Handgun Silicone Ice Mold
    You've invited a group of friends over for drinks and cigars as you discuss your latest firearm acquisitions.  Obviously your goal is to impress.  When your guests arrive, you go to pour them a drink and suddenly...
  • Liberty Balls
    $34.95 Choose Options Liberty Balls
    The Most Important Thing To Hit a Desk Since the Declaration of Independence Most of us are familiar with the popular desk toy Buckyballs. But what most people don't know is that the Federal government...
  • Molon Labe Belt Buckle
    $29.99 $24.95 Molon Labe Belt Buckle
    Made of solid brass, this belt buckle features the iconic Spartan helmet with a sword and spear crossed in the background.  Below in the original Greek is the phrase, "ΜΟΛΩΝ...
  • Molon Labe Patch
    $6.95 Molon Labe Patch
    "ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ" ("Come and take").  These are the words spoken by King Leonidas in reply to Xerxes of Persia's demand that the Spartan army lay down their weapons...
  • My Gun Family Decals (indiv. removable guns)
    $12.95 $7.95 My Gun Family Decals (indiv. removable guns)
    This is a great way to show your love for family and guns at the same time.  Each gun is an individual removable gun to represent each member of your family. 9" x 18" Vinyl Cut Decal (individual removable...
  • Obama’s Last Day Countdown Clock
    $12.95 Obama’s Last Day Countdown Clock
    January 20, 2017.  It's the day we've all been waiting for. It's the day we will finally be rid of President Barack Obama.  This desk countdown clock will let you watch the days, hours, minutes, and seconds tick by...
  • POW/MIA Magnet
    $12.95 $3.73 POW/MIA Magnet
    75% OFF! Support the prisoners of war and the missing in action! Order your POW/MIA support ribbon magnet today!

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