It seems like no one retains any allegiance to America’s old colors. Pinkos want to paint our towns red. Environmentalists want them in green. And radical Muslims want to stain the country crimson and then color us inside the lines of a crescent. And Americans just can’t afford to whitewash the problem anymore.

That’s why Victoria Jackson, Miss Red-White-and-Blue herself, comes to you straight from The Patriot Cruise to paint the picture as it really is. With all the spunk and verve you’ve come to expect from her, she traces the deep roots and long-term goals of American socialism; she unveils the origins of the conflict between Muslims and Jews; and she exposes the sinister face behind the “flower child” mask of environmentalists.

Sometimes it takes a comedy artist to say the serious things people need to hear… but don’t want to hear. These talks may have you laughing ’til you’re blue. You may go white with alarm. But one thing’s for sure: Vickie has America’s enemies seeing red!