Just how many Americans are idiots? That's a very difficult thing to put a number on, but thanks to a survey conducted by the U.S. Government, we now have conclusive data on the number of idiots in America. The survey, taken on November 6, 2012, included nearly 130 million participants. The results were disappointing, to say the least. The survey revealed that at least 51% of the populace are undeniably idiots. Recognizing we have a problem is the first step to recovery, so let's spread the word: "I'm surrounded by idiots."
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