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  • "Don't Tread on Me" - Made in America Vintage Tin Sign
    "Don't Tread on Me" - Made in America Vintage Tin Sign $14.95 Add To Cart
    MADE IN AMERICA! Show your American pride with this vintage-style tin sign featuring "Don't Tread on Me" and the words "Made in America". Dating back to the War for Independence, the Gadsden flag has long been a symbol of...
  • "Don't Tread On Me" Vintage Flag Tin Sign
    "Don't Tread On Me" Vintage Flag Tin Sign $14.95 Add To Cart
    Made in the USA! Our tin "Don't Tread on Me" vintage-style flag sign is the perfect way to add some patriotic character to your home or office.   Dating back to the War for Independence, the Gadsden flag has long...
  • "I Have Obamacare" Zombie Dog
    "I Have Obamacare" Zombie Dog $11.99 $9.99 Add To Cart
    Our Zombie Dog is missing half of an ear and one eye, but I think he's doing pretty well considering he has Obamacare.  This is a fun way to add some humor to a serious issue.  But we better not forget how serious...
  • "Keep Golfing" Golf Tees
    "Keep Golfing" Golf Tees $1.95 $1.00 Choose Options Choose Options
    Now you can pre-order these golf tees for yourself!  Don't forget to send some to Obama too: SEND A "KEEP GOLFING" TEE TO OBAMA NOW for just $1.00! President Obama,We support you! America Needs You to...
  • "Say Hello to My Little Friend" Garden Gnome
    "Say Hello to My Little Friend" Garden Gnome $19.95 $14.95 Add To Cart
    $5 OFF! This gnome means business.  Anyone who enters your backyard will be greeted by Scarface the gnome, holding a gun and featuring the famous Al Pacino quote: "Say hello to my little friend".   Guaranteed...
  • "Stop Golfing" Golf Tees
    "Stop Golfing" Golf Tees $1.95 $1.00 Choose Options Choose Options
    Now you can pre-order these golf tees for yourself!  Don't forget to send some to Obama too: SEND A "STOP GOLFING" TEE TO OBAMA NOW for just $1.00! 48,000 Golf Tees To Be Delivered to Obama Since 2009,...
  • "We The People - The Second Amendment" Vintage Tin Sign
    "We The People - The Second Amendment" Vintage Tin Sign $14.95 Add To Cart
    MADE IN AMERICA! This unique vintage-style design is a great way to display your love for the Constitution, and specifically the Second Amendment.  Reads "The Constitution of the United States. We the People." at...
  • .50 Caliber Bullet Bottle Opener
    .50 Caliber Bullet Bottle Opener $15.99 $13.95 Add To Cart
    Made in America! These bottle openers are made from real U.S. Military surplus .50 caliber BMG (Browning Machine Gun) rounds. Don't worry, these rounds have already been fired and have no explosive-ability left in them...
  • .50 Caliber Bullet Pen
    .50 Caliber Bullet Pen $18.99 $17.95 Add To Cart
    MADE IN AMERICA! What is mightier than the sword? The pen… and the gun. And what is mightier than both? The .50 Caliber Bullet Pen by REAL BULLET, now offered by Patriot Depot. These pens are made from real U.S...
  • .50 Caliber Corkscrew & Bottle Opener
    .50 Caliber Corkscrew & Bottle Opener $16.95 $12.95 Add To Cart
    This dual purpose wine corkscrew and bottle opener is the perfect addition to any gun lovers kitchen. These openers are designed to look just like a .50 caliber bullet.  There's a bottle opener on the side and a...
  • 2015 Comically Incorrect Calendar
    2015 Comically Incorrect Calendar $19.95 $14.95 Choose Options Choose Options
    The 2015 Comically Incorrect Calendar features artwork from widely acclaimed conservative cartoonist A.F. Branco.  From Obama's love of golfing to border control, this calendar provides a humorous take on the issues of...
  • 30.06 Bullet Knife with Keychain
    30.06 Bullet Knife with Keychain $12.95 $6.95 Pre-Order Now
    Stuff is just cooler when it looks like a bullet.   Pens, bottle openers, coasters... they're all better when they look like a bullet or shotgun shell.  Because we believe in this principle so strongly, we've...
  • A Father and Son's Prayer Tin Sign
    A Father and Son's Prayer Tin Sign $14.99 $9.99 Add To Cart
    The relationship between a father and son is something very special.  From a young age, sons look up to their fathers and dream of being as big and strong as they are.  In the eyes of a little boy, their father is...
  • Army Man Garden Gnome
    Army Man Garden Gnome $19.95 $17.95 Add To Cart
    This garden gnome is ready to defend your home and garden at all costs.  He's well-armed and prepared for a fight.  No one will dare cross his path if they have anything less than friendly intentions. Stands over...
  • BBQ Gun Lighter - M-16 Edition
    BBQ Gun Lighter - M-16 Edition $13.95 $11.95 Add To Cart
    This is the perfect gift for the gun nut who loves to grill.  Let's face it, guys like anything that looks like a gun.  When a guy owns this, he'll be looking for excuses to grill out and show off his gun lighter...
  • BBQ Gun Lighter - Rifle Edition
    BBQ Gun Lighter - Rifle Edition $13.95 $11.95 Add To Cart
    This is the perfect gift for the gun nut who loves to grill.  Let's face it, guys like anything that looks like a gun.  When a guy owns this, he'll be looking for excuses to grill out and show off his gun lighter...
  • Beauty is in the Eye of the Beerholder Tin Sign
    Beauty is in the Eye of the Beerholder Tin Sign $14.95 Add To Cart
    MADE IN AMERICA! There's a saying that goes something like "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."  But that's not always true.  Sometimes ugliness is in the eye of the beholder.  A much more accurate saying...
  • Beware of Dog Tin Sign
    Beware of Dog Tin Sign $14.99 $9.99 Add To Cart
    This is not your typical "Beware of Dog" sign.  Potential intruders will quickly realize that the dog is the least of their worries.  "Beware of Dog. He eats everyone the owner shoots." This sign is only for...
  • Buttons for Patriots
    Buttons for Patriots $19.95 $9.95 Choose Options Choose Options
    These buttons are a great way to put your conservative beliefs out in the open!  Sure to start conversations with both fellow patriots as well as enraged liberals.  Perfect for college students to wear on their...
  • Chrome Handled Gun Mug
    Chrome Handled Gun Mug $12.95 Add To Cart
    A chrome-handled version of our classic Gun Handle Mug.  To those of us who love guns and our 2nd Amendment rights, the feeling of a gun in the hand evokes many emotions.  Security, confidence, happiness, serenity,...
  • Don't Tread on Me - American Iron - Vintage Tin Sign
    Don't Tread on Me - American Iron - Vintage Tin Sign $14.95 Add To Cart
    Made in America! Our "Don't Tread on Me - American Iron" vintage-style tin sign is the perfect way to add some Second Amendment character to your home or office.   Measures 16" wide by 12.5" tall. Made of...
  • Don't Tread on Me Coffee Mug
    Don't Tread on Me Coffee Mug $16.95 $12.95 Pre-Order Now
    Drink your coffee in Tea Party style with our Don't Tread on Me coffee mug.  Made exclusively for Patriot Depot, these mugs are designed for true patriots who aren't afraid to show which side they're on.  The...
  • Army Khaki Green
    Don't Tread on Me Folding Rescue Knife $19.95 $16.95 Add To Cart
    This knife is the perfect gift for any man (or woman) who loves liberty and America.  The brown aluminum handle features a medallion with the Don't Tread on Me coiled snake, which is also etched into the blade...
  • Don't Tread on Me Ice Cube Molds
    Don't Tread on Me Ice Cube Molds $12.95 $9.95 Add To Cart
    MADE IN THE USA! These ice cube trays will instantly turn any ordinary dinner party into a liberty-themed dinner party for patriots.  What better way to show your conservative colors than putting "Don't Tread on Me"...
  • Gadsden Flag Don't Tread On Me Patch
    Gadsden Flag Don't Tread On Me Patch $6.95 Add To Cart
    Dating back to the War for Independence, the Gadsden flag has long been a symbol of America's opposition to tyranny. Named after its designer, Gen. Christopher Gadsden, the Gadsden flag was first used in 1775 as the...
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