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  • "Don't Tread on Me" - Made in America Vintage Tin Sign
    "Don't Tread on Me" - Made in America Vintage Tin Sign $17.95 $14.95 Add To Cart
    MADE IN AMERICA! Show your American pride with this vintage-style tin sign featuring "Don't Tread on Me" and the words "Made in America". Dating back to the War for Independence, the Gadsden flag has long been a symbol of...
  • "Don't Tread On Me" Vintage Flag Tin Sign
    "Don't Tread On Me" Vintage Flag Tin Sign $17.95 $14.95 Add To Cart
    Made in the USA! Our tin "Don't Tread on Me" vintage-style flag sign is the perfect way to add some patriotic character to your home or office.   Dating back to the War for Independence, the Gadsden flag has long...
  • "I Have Obamacare" Zombie Dog
    "I Have Obamacare" Zombie Dog $11.99 $9.99 Add To Cart
    Our Zombie Dog is missing half of an ear and one eye, but I think he's doing pretty well considering he has Obamacare.  This is a fun way to add some humor to a serious issue.  But we better not forget how serious...
  • "Say Hello to My Little Friend" Garden Gnome
    "Say Hello to My Little Friend" Garden Gnome $19.95 $18.95 Add To Cart
    This gnome means business.  Anyone who enters your backyard will be greeted by Scarface the gnome, holding a gun and featuring the famous Al Pacino quote: "Say hello to my little friend".   Guaranteed 100%...
  • "We The People - The Second Amendment" Vintage Tin Sign
    "We The People - The Second Amendment" Vintage Tin Sign $17.95 $14.95 Add To Cart
    MADE IN AMERICA! This unique vintage-style design is a great way to display your love for the Constitution, and specifically the Second Amendment.  Reads "The Constitution of the United States. We the People." at...
  • .308 Caliber Bullet Keychain Bottle Opener
    .308 Caliber Bullet Keychain Bottle Opener $10.99 $9.95 Add To Cart
    MADE IN AMERICA! Is there a more awesome and manly way to open a beer than with a real U.S. Military surplus .308 caliber rifle round?  I think not.  (Don't worry, these rounds have already been fired and have no...
  • .50 Caliber Bullet Bottle Opener
    .50 Caliber Bullet Bottle Opener $18.99 $14.95 Add To Cart
    Made in America! These bottle openers are made from real U.S. Military surplus .50 caliber BMG (Browning Machine Gun) rounds. Don't worry, these rounds have already been fired and have no explosive-ability left in them...
  • .50 Caliber Bullet Pen
    .50 Caliber Bullet Pen $19.99 $14.95 Add To Cart
    $5 OFF! MADE IN AMERICA! What is mightier than the sword? The pen… and the gun. And what is mightier than both? The .50 Caliber Bullet Pen by REAL BULLET, now offered by Patriot Depot. These pens are made from real...
  • .50 Caliber Corkscrew & Bottle Opener
    .50 Caliber Corkscrew & Bottle Opener $16.95 $13.95 Add To Cart
    This dual purpose wine corkscrew and bottle opener is the perfect addition to any gun lovers kitchen. These openers are designed to look just like a .50 caliber bullet.  There's a bottle opener on the side and a...
  • 12-Gauge Golf Ball Markers (3 pack)
    12-Gauge Golf Ball Markers (3 pack) $12.95 $7.95 Add To Cart
    For those of you who enjoy both hunting and golfing, these golf ball markers are the perfect way to combine your love of both!  Designed to look just like the cap end of a shotgun shell.    The edge on...
  • 20mm Vulcan Bullet Bottle Opener
    20mm Vulcan Bullet Bottle Opener $24.95 Add To Cart
    MADE IN AMERICA! This is a real demilitarized 20mm Vulcan cannon shell casing we've made into a bigass bottle opener.  It's almost 3 times bigger than our .50 Caliber Bottle Opener!  The 20mm Vulcan bottle opener...
  • 30.06 Bullet Knife with Keychain
    30.06 Bullet Knife with Keychain $12.95 $9.95 Add To Cart
    Stuff is just cooler when it looks like a bullet.   Pens, bottle openers, coasters... they're all better when they look like a bullet or shotgun shell.  Because we believe in this principle so strongly, we've...
  • A Father and Son's Prayer Tin Sign
    A Father and Son's Prayer Tin Sign $14.99 $11.99 Add To Cart
    A father and son's relationship is something very special.  From a very early age, a son looks up to his father and dreams of being as big and strong as he is.  In a little boy's eyes, his father is a true hero...
  • Army Man Garden Gnome
    Army Man Garden Gnome $19.95 $11.97 Add To Cart
    40% OFF! This garden gnome is ready to defend your home and garden at all costs.  He's well-armed and prepared for a fight.  No one will dare cross his path if they have anything less than friendly intentions...
  • BBQ Gun Lighter - Rifle Edition
    BBQ Gun Lighter - Rifle Edition $13.95 $11.95 Add To Cart
    This is the perfect gift for the gun nut who loves to grill.  Let's face it, guys like anything that looks like a gun.  When a guy owns this, he'll be looking for excuses to grill out and show off his gun lighter...
  • Beauty is in the Eye of the Beer-Holder Pilsner Glass
    Beauty is in the Eye of the Beer-Holder Pilsner Glass $14.99 $12.99 Choose Options
    Made in America! This pilsner beer glass is a reminder of the well-known, but less spoken-of fact that beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.   It's a scientifically proven fact that perceived beauty rises in direct...
  • Beauty is in the Eye of the Beerholder Tin Sign
    Beauty is in the Eye of the Beerholder Tin Sign $17.95 $14.95 Add To Cart
    MADE IN AMERICA! There's a saying that goes something like "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."  But that's not always true.  Sometimes ugliness is in the eye of the beholder.  A much more accurate saying...
  • Beer is Proof That God Loves Us Pub Glass
    Beer is Proof That God Loves Us Pub Glass $14.99 $12.99 Choose Options
    Made in the USA! Ben Franklin was a very wise man, and played an instrumental part of our country's founding. Being a renaissance man, he had ideas and opinions on just about every topic one could imagine. One of those...
  • Beware of Dog Tin Sign
    Beware of Dog Tin Sign $14.99 $11.99 Add To Cart
    This is not your typical "Beware of Dog" sign.  Potential intruders will quickly realize that the dog is the least of their worries.  "Beware of Dog. He eats everyone the owner shoots." This sign is only for...
  • Biohazard Toilet Paper
    Biohazard Toilet Paper $8.95 $7.49 Add To Cart
    With all of the government requirements for warning labels and disclaimers on everything, it's just a matter of time before they require them on toilet paper too.  In anticipation of this change, we are now carrying...
  • Buttons for Patriots
    Buttons for Patriots $19.95 $9.95 Choose Options
    These buttons are a great way to put your conservative beliefs out in the open!  Sure to start conversations with both fellow patriots as well as enraged liberals.  Perfect for college students to wear on their...
  • Chrome Handled Gun Mug
    Chrome Handled Gun Mug $12.95 Add To Cart
    A chrome-handled version of our classic Gun Handle Mug.  To those of us who love guns and our 2nd Amendment rights, the feeling of a gun in the hand evokes many emotions.  Security, confidence, happiness, serenity,...
  • Courage to be Free Tin Sign
    Courage to be Free Tin Sign $14.95 Add To Cart
    The phrase "Freedom is never free" may seem like a cliché, but it's a truth we too often forget.  Our Founding Fathers worked and fought for our freedoms and liberties, many to the point of losing everything...
  • Don't Tread on Me - American Iron - Vintage Tin Sign
    Don't Tread on Me - American Iron - Vintage Tin Sign $17.95 $14.95 Add To Cart
    Made in America! Our "Don't Tread on Me - American Iron" vintage-style tin sign is the perfect way to add some Second Amendment character to your home or office.   Measures 16" wide by 12.5" tall. Made of...
  • Don't Tread on Me - Proud to be an American Tin Sign
    Don't Tread on Me - Proud to be an American Tin Sign $19.95 $14.95 Add To Cart
    This latest addition to our Tin Sign collection is a great way to display your American pride in vintage style.  The distressed look of the sign adds a lot of character that goes well with any home's decor...
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