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  • "Don't Tread on Me" - Made in America Vintage Tin Sign
    "Don't Tread on Me" - Made in America Vintage Tin Sign $14.95 Add To Cart
    MADE IN AMERICA! Show your American pride with this vintage-style tin sign featuring "Don't Tread on Me" and the words "Made in America". Dating back to the War for Independence, the Gadsden flag has long been a symbol of...
  • "Don't Tread On Me" Vintage Flag Tin Sign
    "Don't Tread On Me" Vintage Flag Tin Sign $14.95 Add To Cart
    Made in the USA! Our tin "Don't Tread on Me" Vintage Flag sign is the perfect way to add some patriotic character to your home or office.   Dating back to the War for Independence, the Gadsden flag has long been a...
  • "I Have Obamacare" Zombie Dog
    "I Have Obamacare" Zombie Dog $11.99 $9.99 Add To Cart
    Our Zombie Dog is missing half of an ear and one eye, but I think he's doing pretty well considering he has Obamacare.  This is a fun way to add some humor to a serious issue.  But we better not forget how serious...
  • "Keep Golfing" Golf Tees
    "Keep Golfing" Golf Tees $1.95 $1.00 Choose Options Choose Options
    Now you can pre-order these golf tees for yourself!  Don't forget to send some to Obama too: SEND A "KEEP GOLFING" TEE TO OBAMA NOW for just $1.00! President Obama,We support you! America Needs You to...
  • "Say Hello to My Little Friend" Garden Gnome
    "Say Hello to My Little Friend" Garden Gnome $19.95 $15.95 Add To Cart
    This gnome means business.  Anyone who enters your backyard will be greeted by Scarface the gnome, holding a gun and featuring the famous Al Pacino quote: "Say hello to my little friend".   Guaranteed 100%...
  • "Stop Golfing" Golf Tees
    "Stop Golfing" Golf Tees $1.95 $1.00 Choose Options Choose Options
    Now you can pre-order these golf tees for yourself!  Don't forget to send some to Obama too: SEND A "STOP GOLFING" TEE TO OBAMA NOW for just $1.00! 48,000 Golf Tees To Be Delivered to Obama Since 2009,...
  • "We The People - The Second Amendment" Vintage Tin Sign
    "We The People - The Second Amendment" Vintage Tin Sign $14.95 Add To Cart
    MADE IN AMERICA! This unique vintage design is a great way to display your love for the Constitution, and specifically the Second Amendment.  Reads "The Constitution of the United States. We the People." at the top,...
  • .50 Caliber Bullet Bottle Opener
    .50 Caliber Bullet Bottle Opener $15.99 $12.95 Add To Cart
    Made in America! These bottle openers are made from real U.S. Military surplus .50 caliber BMG (Browning Machine Gun) rounds. Don't worry, these rounds have already been fired and have no explosive-ability left in them...
  • .50 Caliber Bullet Pen
    .50 Caliber Bullet Pen $18.99 $17.95 Add To Cart
    MADE IN AMERICA! What is mightier than the sword? The pen… and the gun. And what is mightier than both? The .50 Caliber Bullet Pen by REAL BULLET, now offered by Patriot Depot. These pens are made from real U.S...
  • American Flag Decal
    American Flag Decal $9.95 $1.00 Add To Cart
    90% OFF! 3 ¼” x 4” American flag decal on durable white vinyl (removable adhesive).
  • Army Man Gnome
    Army Man Gnome $19.95 Add To Cart
    This garden gnome is ready to defend your home and garden at all costs.  He's well-armed and prepared for a fight.  No one will dare cross his path if they have anything less than friendly intentions. Stands over...
  • BBQ Gun Lighter - M-16 Edition
    BBQ Gun Lighter - M-16 Edition $13.95 $11.95 Add To Cart
    This is the perfect gift for the gun nut who loves to grill.  Let's face it, guys like anything that looks like a gun.  When a guy owns this, he'll be looking for excuses to grill out and show off his gun lighter...
  • BBQ Gun Lighter - Rifle Edition
    BBQ Gun Lighter - Rifle Edition $13.95 $11.95 Add To Cart
    This is the perfect gift for the gun nut who loves to grill.  Let's face it, guys like anything that looks like a gun.  When a guy owns this, he'll be looking for excuses to grill out and show off his gun lighter...
  • Beauty is in the Eye of the Beerholder Tin Sign
    Beauty is in the Eye of the Beerholder Tin Sign $14.95 Add To Cart
    MADE IN AMERICA! There's a saying that goes something like "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."  But that's not always true.  Sometimes ugliness is in the eye of the beholder.  A much more accurate saying...
  • Buttons for Patriots
    Buttons for Patriots $19.95 $9.95 Choose Options Choose Options
    These buttons are a great way to put your conservative beliefs out in the open!  Sure to start conversations with both fellow patriots as well as enraged liberals.  Perfect for college students to wear on their...
  • Chrome Handled Gun Mug
    Chrome Handled Gun Mug $12.95 Add To Cart
    A chrome-handled version of our classic Gun Handle Mug.  To those of us who love guns and our 2nd Amendment rights, the feeling of a gun in the hand evokes many emotions.  Security, confidence, happiness, serenity,...
  • Don't Tread on Me - American Iron - Vintage Tin Sign
    Don't Tread on Me - American Iron - Vintage Tin Sign $14.95 Add To Cart
    Made in America! Our "Don't Tread on Me - American Iron" vintage tin sign is the perfect way to add some Second Amendment character to your home or office.   Measures 16" wide by 12.5" tall. Made of tin-plated...
  • Gadsden Flag Don't Tread On Me Patch
    Gadsden Flag Don't Tread On Me Patch $6.95 Add To Cart
    Dating back to the War for Independence, the Gadsden flag has long been a symbol of America's opposition to tyranny. Named after its designer, Gen. Christopher Gadsden, the Gadsden flag was first used in 1775 as the...
  • Gas Pump "Stick it to Obama" Notes
    Gas Pump "Stick it to Obama" Notes $4.95 $1.00 Choose Options Choose Options
    80% OFF! Obama is doing everything he can to bankrupt this country. One of his many strategies is to strangle our life-giving supply of oil. Obama is hell-bent on blocking drilling and projects like the Keystone pipeline...
  • Gas Pump "Stick it to Obama" Notes 2012 (25 Pack)
    Gas Pump "Stick it to Obama" Notes 2012 (25 Pack) $8.95 $0.50 Add To Cart
    94% OFF! Conservative columnist Bill Hobbs recently stated, "Could a combination of social media and sticky notes help defeat President Barack Obama in the fall?... From coast to coast, people are no longer absent-mindedly...
  • George Washington Bobblehead
    George Washington Bobblehead $24.95 Add To Cart
    George Washington, commander of the Continental Army in the American Revolutionary War, and the first President of the United States of America.  A man who put his country and honor before personal pride and...
  • Give Obama the Pink Slip! (10 Pack)
    Give Obama the Pink Slip! (10 Pack) $1.00 Choose Options Choose Options
    50% OFF! Obama has had nearly 4 years to fulfill his campaign promises to create jobs and improve our economy.   Instead, unemployment and national debt are at an all-time record high.    In the 41...
  • Grenade Complaint Department Sign
    Grenade Complaint Department Sign $12.95 Add To Cart
    A great way to put a stop to the complaints co-workers love to drop as they walk by your desk.  Next time someone complains to you, tell them to take a number.   Durable cast poly resin grenade secured to plastic...
  • Grenade Mug
    Grenade Mug $10.95 Add To Cart
    A great way to put a stop to the complaints co-workers love to drop as they walk by your desk.  Next time someone complains to you, tell them to take a number.   12 oz. ceramic coffee mug shaped like a grenade...
  • Gun Handle KOOLER
    Gun Handle KOOLER $9.95 Add To Cart
    To those of us who love guns and our 2nd Amendment rights, the feeling of a gun in the hand evokes many emotions.  Security, confidence, happiness, serenity, a sense of invincibility.  There's just something...
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