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  • "Don't Tread on Me" - Made in America Vintage Tin Sign
    "Don't Tread on Me" - Made in America Vintage Tin Sign $17.95 $14.95 Add To Cart
    MADE IN AMERICA! Show your American pride with this vintage-style tin sign featuring "Don't Tread on Me" and the words "Made in America". Dating back to the War for Independence, the Gadsden flag has long been a symbol of...
  • "Don't Tread On Me" Vintage Flag Tin Sign
    "Don't Tread On Me" Vintage Flag Tin Sign $17.95 $14.95 Add To Cart
    Made in the USA! Our tin "Don't Tread on Me" vintage-style flag sign is the perfect way to add some patriotic character to your home or office.   Dating back to the War for Independence, the Gadsden flag has long...
  • "I Have Obamacare" Zombie Dog
    "I Have Obamacare" Zombie Dog $11.99 $9.99 Add To Cart
    Our Zombie Dog is missing half of an ear and one eye, but I think he's doing pretty well considering he has Obamacare.  This is a fun way to add some humor to a serious issue.  But we better not forget how serious...
  • "Say Hello to My Little Friend" Garden Gnome
    "Say Hello to My Little Friend" Garden Gnome $19.95 $18.95 Add To Cart
    This gnome means business.  Anyone who enters your backyard will be greeted by Scarface the gnome, holding a gun and featuring the famous Al Pacino quote: "Say hello to my little friend".   Guaranteed 100%...
  • "We The People - The Second Amendment" Vintage Tin Sign
    "We The People - The Second Amendment" Vintage Tin Sign $17.95 $14.95 Add To Cart
    MADE IN AMERICA! This unique vintage-style design is a great way to display your love for the Constitution, and specifically the Second Amendment.  Reads "The Constitution of the United States. We the People." at...
  • .308 Cal Light/Fan Pulls (2 Pack)
    .308 Cal Light/Fan Pulls (2 Pack) $12.95 Pre-Order Now
    MADE IN AMERICA! These new light/fan pulls from Patriot Depot are made from a real U.S. Military surplus .308 bullet!  Perfect for your man cave, living room, bedroom, or anywhere else you want to show your love for...
  • .308 Caliber Bullet Keychain Bottle Opener
    .308 Caliber Bullet Keychain Bottle Opener $10.99 $9.95 Add To Cart
    MADE IN AMERICA! Is there a more awesome and manly way to open a beer than with a real U.S. Military surplus .308 caliber rifle round?  I think not.  (Don't worry, these rounds have already been fired and have no...
  • .50 Cal Bullet Razor
    .50 Cal Bullet Razor $24.95 Pre-Order Now
    MADE IN AMERICA! Step up your manliness with the newest addition to our bullet product line.  This double-edged razor is made from a real (previously fired) U.S. Military 50 Caliber BMG (Browning Machine Gun) round!...
  • .50 Caliber Bullet Bottle Opener
    .50 Caliber Bullet Bottle Opener $18.99 $14.95 Add To Cart
    Made in America! These bottle openers are made from real U.S. Military surplus .50 caliber BMG (Browning Machine Gun) rounds. Don't worry, these rounds have already been fired and have no explosive-ability left in them...
  • .50 Caliber Bullet Pen
    .50 Caliber Bullet Pen $19.99 $14.95 Add To Cart
    $5 OFF! MADE IN AMERICA! What is mightier than the sword? The pen… and the gun. And what is mightier than both? The .50 Caliber Bullet Pen by REAL BULLET, now offered by Patriot Depot. These pens are made from real...
  • .50 Caliber Corkscrew & Bottle Opener
    .50 Caliber Corkscrew & Bottle Opener $16.95 $13.95 Add To Cart
    This dual purpose wine corkscrew and bottle opener is the perfect addition to any gun lovers kitchen. These openers are designed to look just like a .50 caliber bullet.  There's a bottle opener on the side and a...
  • 12 Gauge Shotgun Shell Magnets (5/pack)
    12 Gauge Shotgun Shell Magnets (5/pack) $14.95 $12.95 Pre-Order Now
    MADE IN AMERICA! These unique shotgun shell magnets are a great way to show your love of guns on your refrigerator, desk, or garage.  They're even made with real shotgun shells!  If you need something for the...
  • 12-Gauge Golf Ball Markers (3 pack)
    12-Gauge Golf Ball Markers (3 pack) $12.95 $7.95 Pre-Order Now
    For those of you who enjoy both hunting and golfing, these golf ball markers are the perfect way to combine your love of both!  Designed to look just like the cap end of a shotgun shell.    The edge on...
  • 20mm Vulcan Bullet Bottle Opener
    20mm Vulcan Bullet Bottle Opener $24.95 Add To Cart
    MADE IN AMERICA! This is a real demilitarized 20mm Vulcan cannon shell casing we've made into a bigass bottle opener.  It's almost 3 times bigger than our .50 Caliber Bottle Opener!  The 20mm Vulcan bottle opener...
  • 30.06 Bullet Knife with Keychain
    30.06 Bullet Knife with Keychain $12.95 $9.95 Add To Cart
    Stuff is just cooler when it looks like a bullet.   Pens, bottle openers, coasters... they're all better when they look like a bullet or shotgun shell.  Because we believe in this principle so strongly, we've...
  • 9MM Push Pins (8/pack)
    9MM Push Pins (8/pack) $12.95 Pre-Order Now
    MADE IN AMERICA! Instantly turn any corkboard into a target!  These push pins are real 9mm brass casings that have been converted into push pins.  If you have a cork board anywhere in your home, you have to have...
  • A Father and Son's Prayer Tin Sign
    A Father and Son's Prayer Tin Sign $14.99 $11.99 Add To Cart
    A father and son's relationship is something very special.  From a very early age, a son looks up to his father and dreams of being as big and strong as he is.  In a little boy's eyes, his father is a true hero...
  • AR-15 BBQ Lighter
    AR-15 BBQ Lighter $17.95 $14.95 Pre-Order Now
    Shooting and grilling are two of a (real) guy's favorite activities.  So why not combine the two?  Our AR-15 BBQ gun lighter does just that, and in a really cool way.  When a guy has this, he'll be looking for...
  • Army Man Garden Gnome
    Army Man Garden Gnome $19.95 $11.97 Add To Cart
    40% OFF! This garden gnome is ready to defend your home and garden at all costs.  He's well-armed and prepared for a fight.  No one will dare cross his path if they have anything less than friendly intentions...
  • BBQ Gun Lighter - Rifle Edition
    BBQ Gun Lighter - Rifle Edition $14.95 $10.95 Add To Cart
    This is the perfect gift for the gun nut who loves to grill.  Let's face it, guys like anything that looks like a gun.  When a guy owns this, he'll be looking for excuses to grill out and show off his gun lighter...
  • Beauty is in the Eye of the Beer-Holder Pilsner Glass
    Beauty is in the Eye of the Beer-Holder Pilsner Glass $14.99 $8.99 Choose Options
    Made in America! This pilsner beer glass is a reminder of the well-known, but less spoken-of fact that beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.   It's a scientifically proven fact that perceived beauty rises in direct...
  • Beauty is in the Eye of the Beerholder Tin Sign
    Beauty is in the Eye of the Beerholder Tin Sign $17.95 $14.95 Add To Cart
    MADE IN AMERICA! There's a saying that goes something like "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."  But that's not always true.  Sometimes ugliness is in the eye of the beholder.  A much more accurate saying...
  • Beer is Proof That God Loves Us Pub Glass
    Beer is Proof That God Loves Us Pub Glass $14.99 $12.99 Choose Options
    Made in the USA! Ben Franklin was a very wise man, and played an instrumental part of our country's founding. Being a renaissance man, he had ideas and opinions on just about every topic one could imagine. One of those...
  • Beware of Dog Tin Sign
    Beware of Dog Tin Sign $14.99 $11.99 Add To Cart
    This is not your typical "Beware of Dog" sign.  Potential intruders will quickly realize that the dog is the least of their worries.  "Beware of Dog. He eats everyone the owner shoots." This sign is only for...
  • Biohazard Toilet Paper
    Biohazard Toilet Paper $8.95 $7.49 Add To Cart
    With all of the government requirements for warning labels and disclaimers on everything, it's just a matter of time before they require them on toilet paper too.  In anticipation of this change, we are now carrying...
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