Your pals, Santa Obama and Elf Biden, have a parody holiday card for you and your friends!
CARD FRONT: 'Tis better to give than receive...
CARD INSIDE: ...So, we're gonna take your hard earned money and give it away! Happy Holidays (Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and Ramadan)!
This year, why not send a funny Christmas Card with a powerful conservative message? No liberals will be permanently harmed by this card.
NOTE: Why doesn't this card say "Merry Christmas?" Simple. Liberals don't say "Merry Christmas" because they are afraid of offending terrorists. And if they do, they don't know what they're talking about. Besides, why would we want to associate the birth of our Savior with Obama, Biden, or any of the other holidays on this card?