The Patriot Micro Chip.

The Patriot Micro Chip is intended to be implanted in terrorists to allow direct communication with God.

Patriot Approved.

Enjoy the Security We Provide for You.

This shirt sums it up nicely. Terrorists want better communication with God - the micro chip that our military are experts with provides this communication. What a wonderful compromise! At last, peace and safety!

A beautiful gold flecked vintage style design, this classy retro flag backdrops a beautiful sniper rifle bullet.

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