Here’s a coloring book just for you! We know you’re angry that Trump got elected so we’re here to help exorcise your devils and give you some much-needed relief through coloring.
If you haven’t ever colored before, here are some tips to help you draw a pretty picture that you can cherish for years to come.
It’s pretty simple. Just try to stay inside the lines. That’s it. Have fun and use all your crayons. Make your Mommy and Daddy proud. Hell, who knows … they might even put it on their refrigerator for all your friends and relatives to see!
God bless you, little Tinkerpot.
Your Friend, Doug Giles
Doug's new coloring book ‘is very offensive, will definitely melt snowflakes, and God & Country lovin’ Americans will howl with laughter over its contents’
Doug Giles is the man behind ClashDaily.com, a blog he started four years ago that has attracted over 175 million page views; Giles' writings have appeared on many major news outlets, which he thinks is pretty cool given that he was kicked out of school and used to be a drug-addled moron. When Doug isn't irritating idiots on TV, radio and online, he can usually be found painting, hunting and fishing. “Doug Giles is a good man, and his bambinas are fearless. His girls Hannah and Regis Giles are indefatigable. I admire the Giles clan from afar.” – Dennis Miller “Doug Giles must be some kind of a great guy if CNN wants to impugn him.” – Rush Limbaugh “Doug Giles is a substantive and funny force for traditional values.” – Ann Coulter, best-selling author “Doug Giles speaks the truth … he’s a societal watchdog … a funny bastard.” – Ted Nugent, rock icon