Funniest Trump Gifts of 2020 | Patriot Depot

Posted by Patriot Depot on 26th May 2020

The real problem in 2020? Liberals taking things way too seriously. Every little problem deserves its own House bill to redistribute money to people who don’t want to work. Everything Trump says is quoted out of context in a tiresome barrage of fake news. Here at Patriot Depot, we say, “Lighten up a bit!”

Here are our picks for top 10 funniest Trump gifts. Share this list with your conservative friends, the ones who have a real sense of humor. Or, share this list with your liberal friends so they can cry about how “Our country’s biggest problem is microaggressions!” or whatever they cry about.

#1: Trump shower curtain

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Are you seeing what I’m seeing?? Even in the shower, Trump looks ready for his next big press release. But instead of saying “You’re a terrible reporter.” He’s saying “Wow, you have great dental hygiene. Everybody knows it.”

I just REALLY hope Trump buys one of these, so he can record a video of him pulling back the corner... and it’s Trump again!

#2: Trump Boxer Bobblehead

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Donald J. Champ!

Have you ever wondered what Trump would look like in full boxing attire? Well, now you don’t have to!

Under that suit, Donald is ripped. He probably built up his muscles fighting off mainstream media bias!

#3: Trump 2020 Valentine’s candy hearts

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“TWEET ME” “U R GREAT” “HUUUGE” “PPL LOVE ME” “AMERICA 1ST” “TRUMP 2020”

Are there any better words of endearment for your special one? Or maybe all the special ones at your local rally?

#4: The Magic Trump Ball

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“Do it. I’ll pay the legal fees.”

Well, that’s settled.

#5: Trump’s Diet Soda Koozie

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Kick back, put your feet up, and enjoy a tall glass of America.

Nutrition facts:

Freedom: 100% daily value

Liberty: 100% daily value

Liberalism: 0% daily value

Capitalism: 100% daily value

Communism: 0% daily value

‘Merica: 100% daily value

#6: Trump Presidential Playing Cards

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With Trump as the King and the Ace, of course, such as Trump “The Dealmaker” King of Spades! Ha!

Featuring powerhouses like Kellyanne Conway, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Melania, and Ivanka at the Queen spots.

There’s even Kanye West as a 10!

Barack Obama, Bernie Sanders, and Joe Biden have the rock bottom 2 card, of course.

#7: Trump Friend Request Facebook Logo Shirt

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While I personally don’t laugh out loud at this, I do think it’s quite funny on a deeper, more clever level...

Democrats try hard to appeal to young voters (who are still broke and inexperienced in the way the world works, so more easily swayed towards their policies) by being “tech-savvy” and “trendy”. With Trump’s massive success on social media platforms, he’s beating the democrats at their own game! What’s funnier than that?!

#8: Guitar playing Donald Shirt

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What can I say, I didn’t know he had so much soul.

#9: Trump Family Car Sun Shade

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If you look closely, Trump and Melanie have a baby on board: crying Hillary!

#10: Donald Trump Garden Gnome

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Your little Garden Guardian to keep the neighborhood liberals out and the patriotism in!

Hey, get off my lawn!

Which do you think is the funniest Donald Trump gift? Do you have a hilarious product suggestion? Is there someone who might like these for Father's Day, Mother's Day, a birthday, or Christmas? We’d be thrilled if you comment at the end of this post!