The real problem in 2020? Liberals taking things way too seriously. Every little problem deserves its own House bill to redistribute money to people who don’t want to work. Everything Trump says is quoted out of context in a tiresome barrage of fake news. Here at Patriot Depot, we say, “Lighten up a bit!”
Here are our picks for top 10 funniest Trump gifts. Share this list with your conservative friends, the ones who have a real sense of humor. Or, share this list with your liberal friends so they can cry about how “Our country’s biggest problem is microaggressions!” or whatever they cry about.
#1: Trump shower curtain
Are you seeing what I’m seeing?? Even in the shower, Trump looks ready for his next big press release. But instead of saying “You’re a terrible reporter.” He’s saying “Wow, you have great dental hygiene. Everybody knows it.”
I just REALLY hope Trump buys one of these, so he can record a video of him pulling back the corner... and it’s Trump again!
#2: Trump Boxer Bobblehead
Donald J. Champ!
Have you ever wondered what Trump would look like in full boxing attire? Well, now you don’t have to!
Under that suit, Donald is ripped. He probably built up his muscles fighting off mainstream media bias!
#3: Trump 2020 Valentine’s candy hearts
“TWEET ME” “U R GREAT” “HUUUGE” “PPL LOVE ME” “AMERICA 1ST” “TRUMP 2020”
Are there any better words of endearment for your special one? Or maybe all the special ones at your local rally?
#4: The Magic Trump Ball
“Do it. I’ll pay the legal fees.”
Well, that’s settled.
#5: Trump’s Diet Soda Koozie
Kick back, put your feet up, and enjoy a tall glass of America.
Freedom: 100% daily value
Liberty: 100% daily value
Liberalism: 0% daily value
Capitalism: 100% daily value
Communism: 0% daily value
‘Merica: 100% daily value
#6: Trump Presidential Playing Cards
With Trump as the King and the Ace, of course, such as Trump “The Dealmaker” King of Spades! Ha!
Featuring powerhouses like Kellyanne Conway, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Melania, and Ivanka at the Queen spots.
There’s even Kanye West as a 10!
Barack Obama, Bernie Sanders, and Joe Biden have the rock bottom 2 card, of course.
#7: Trump Friend Request Facebook Logo Shirt
While I personally don’t laugh out loud at this, I do think it’s quite funny on a deeper, more clever level...
Democrats try hard to appeal to young voters (who are still broke and inexperienced in the way the world works, so more easily swayed towards their policies) by being “tech-savvy” and “trendy”. With Trump’s massive success on social media platforms, he’s beating the democrats at their own game! What’s funnier than that?!
#8: Guitar playing Donald Shirt
What can I say, I didn’t know he had so much soul.
#9: Trump Family Car Sun Shade
#10: Donald Trump Garden Gnome
Your little Garden Guardian to keep the neighborhood liberals out and the patriotism in!
Hey, get off my lawn!
Which do you think is the funniest Donald Trump gift? Do you have a hilarious product suggestion? Is there someone who might like these for Father's Day, Mother's Day, a birthday, or Christmas? We’d be thrilled if you comment at the end of this post!
MORE TRUMP GIFTS
“Trump 45” .45 Caliber Cartridge
By far the coolest way to display Republican support and support of the 2nd Amendment at the same time.
“Trump 45” Bullet-embedded whiskey glass with Trump’s signature
If Trump drank Whiskey, it’s clear he would drink it out of this. You might as well just pour a double and drink his for him.
Embedded with a real .45 caliber bullet.
The Republican Club Jigsaw Puzzle
Featuring the Republican legends, including Trump, Lincoln, Reagan, H.W. and W. Bush, Nixon, Ford, Eisenhower, and more.
You just might be able to spot more faces you recognize in the background!
Trump 2020 Sticker
“Trump 45” .45 ACP Keychain
Perfect size for a keychain. Infinitely badass.
“Trump 2020” 30mm red shot glass
Made from a real shell casing fired from a U.S. Military A-10 Warthog! How cool is that! (Don’t worry- it has been cleaned, anodized, and is 100% safe and approved for getting rowdy!)
“Trump 2020” 45 Colt Keychain w/ Collector’s Box
A new version of our most popular product of all time. I can imagine a few fathers might be a fan of this one for a Father's Day gift!
If you have a second, share this list with your friends! Thanks for reading!