CLEARANCE

Every so often, we have to clear out inventory to make room for our newest products.  Which means we sometimes have to heavily discount our existing inventory to move it quickly.  We're talking deep discounts of 35%-80% off.  We've even been known to discount some products down 90% once in a while!

You've come to the right page if you're looking for incredibly cheap prices on patriotic t-shirts and bumper stickers, conservative books and DVD's, gun novelties and more.

Uranium One T-Shirt

$19.95 $10.00

What do you do if you're a Clinton who's run out of ways to screw over America? You sell our Uranium to the Russians, generating huge speaking fees, a money laundering operation, and extensive bribery. Forget #StrongerTogether... she should have gone...

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The Light Can Cooler

$4.95 $1.00

You know this can, you've just never seen it like this before! But listen, we're Americans. And yes, Americans have been known to enjoy a beverage from time to time. So why not support our Lord and Savior while we're doing it? That's why we're turning...

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Trump Head Coin Bank

$15.95 $5.00

What better way to handle your spare change than to literally invest IN Trump? What better way to teach young voters-to-be about the benefits of saving money, so they can pay for others’ welfare? Just kidding. We’ll teach them to be strong,...

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Red Wave Can Cooler

$4.95 $1.00

We're Americans. Americans have been known to enjoy a cocktail from time to time. Why not support our president and our country while we're doing it? That's why we're turning every 12 ounce beverage you enjoy into the American-y-est 12 ounce beverage...

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