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The best-selling conservative toy of all time is back! In response to popular demand, we have brought back the #1 conservative toy of all tim...

One a penny, two a penny, hot cross buns.... Hot cross buns would be worth that, at least! Biden tried to excite us with $0.16 cent savings on July...

Got a paper cut? It’ll be healed in no time. Believe Trump! Scrape your knee? You'll be on the mend as quickly as the stock market once Trump took ...

Your garden has never been so well-protected! Your garden is under attack by outdoor creatures like squirrels, deer, chipmunks, raccoons and snakes...

This Republican Club 550 piece jigsaw puzzle is the ultimate puzzle that every conservative in America should have in their puzzle collection. Cons...

Trump keeps a watchful eye on America, and the Donald Trump shower curtain keeps a watchful eye on your bathroom as you wash the socialism out of y...

Freeloaders coming for your garden? Protect your yard with this Trump garden gnome! Donald Trump is here to keep pests out and patriotism in! The T...

"Say hello to my little friend!" is literal in this sense. This angry little gnome will protect your lawn and garden from any prying eye or unwante...

Is Donald Trump your favorite president AND your favorite reality television star? Do you hate Joe Biden, and the Biden Harris administration for f...

Trump and Melania are coming to town and they've got a baby on board: crying Hillary! Apparently still upset about blowing the 2016 election, Hilla...

THESE WILL SHIP IN TIME FOR ST. PATRICK'S DAY They’ve torn down statues of American heroes. They’ve cancelled Christopher Columbus. How long wil...

Pop goes the WEASEL! Yes, we said it. Your liberal friends' mind's will explode when they see this gift of the year, and we can't say "sorry!" Beca...

A puzzle depicting a bald eagle, U.S. Soldiers, and the American Flag, in front of majestic mountains. The beautiful artwork for this puzzle was cr...

We’ve taken the classic peg game to a whole new level by switching out golf tees for bullets! Don’t worry, libtards. These may look like real bulle...

2021 has been brutal for the Biden Administration and the people of the United States. From a border crisis, to lumber prices, vehicle shortages, ...

Are you tired of the government telling us to get vaccinated with an experimental COVID shot? Well, stick it to them with these COVID shot glasses....

Bear measures about 15 inches tall. Complete with black suit, red tie, white undershirt, and red Trump 2020 hat.  This Trump bear won't cost you an...

If you’re a fan of 45, this adorable Trump toy soldier ornament is the perfect addition to your Christmas tree. Show your friends and family your s...

Trump mini-figure with MAGA Hat, stand and paper.  Royal Blue Suite, Red Tie, White Shirt, Red Hat Approximately 2 inches tall

Trump loves his diet soda. He's not shy about it, and we're not either. That's why we're turning every 12 ounce beverage you enjoy into the classie...

Biden wants you to get your shots! We recommend two shots of your favorite beverage in these new shot glasses to dull the pain inflicted daily by t...

IMPORTANT: You can use these for more than just salad. Which is better? Normal tongs or bear claw tongs with a bear holding a gun on them? I think ...

Alright gang, it's time! The time you've all been waiting for! Here's another original puzzle from Patriot Depot! Tell your friends, tell your doct...

Size 3"x2" Custom Embroidered Exclusive Ornament

Proud of where you come from? You should be! It’s the home of the brave and land of the free, not the home of the sensitive and land of the free as...

Scramble up the six presidents, then rearrange them so their images are all intact. It sounds easy, but it's not - I should know, I've been working...

Ask whatever question you want, and your opponent has to answer truthfully, until you know who their character is! Is your person a socialist? Was ...

Do you remember in 2015 when his campaign was first launching, Donald Trump asserted that we as Americans were going to be saying "Merry Christmas"...

Let the serene vibes of The Donald's zen penetrate your being. Whether you're still trying to find your zen,Or just need to make it great again,The...

When our customers speak, we listen! You love Donald, you love Melania, you love puzzles! Now you can dive in to our entire line of seasonal puzzle...

Do you remember in 2015 when his campaign was first launching, Donald Trump asserted that we as Americans were going to be saying "Merry Christmas"...

What better way to reward yourself for a good snooze than to wake up and make yourself a delicious breakfast? Well kick it up a notch with our Gun-...

Generally, while cruising 70 M.P.H. down the highway, it's a good idea to keep your hands at ten and two. Parked, however? Jesus has got this! In a...

George Washington’s dream came to life in 1792 when construction was completed on the White House. In one form or another, the White House has been...

The Star-Spangled Fish® is inspired by the Christian values that uphold our great nation.  The emblem is a symbolic reminder of the sacrifice Jesus...

Product exclusive to Patriot Depot! Product designed right here in-house in the US of A! It isn’t just one thing that makes America, well… America....

Want to garden but your knees just aren’t what they used to be? Want to be a proud American, but liberals are making it harder and harder to do so...

Leaves start changing, football's back, and it's turkey time. Just your typical autumn! It's another entry in the Presidential Puzzle Collection fr...

Turns out the land of the free, and the land of cold meats + cheese are actually the same land. I said the Pledge of Allegiance in school. I hope t...

Christmas is really the most wonderful time of year. It's a reminder of how much Jesus loves each and every one of us, and it's time spent with fam...

Polyester fabric with superior quality and great fly-ability Poly-carbonate plastic hoop at top that holds the shape of the windsock (12) Altern...