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Adept problem solvers with long memories, elephants have a lot in common with Republicans. There’s a reason the elephant represents the Right. On t...

For months (even years) after Hillary called all Trump supporters "Deplorables," we were amazed at how many people were so proud! We'd get people c...

George Washington’s dream came to life in 1792 when construction was completed on the White House. In one form or another, the White House has been...

This practical fixture can decorate the walls of almost any room. From the garage, to the kitchen, to the man cave, to the game room, why not buy o...

Like an invisibility cloak for the top of your head. Also lures deer by daring them to come and take things. All jokes aside, this beanie is made o...

Generally, while cruising 70 M.P.H. down the highway, it's a good idea to keep your hands at ten and two. Parked, however? Jesus has got this! In a...

In honor of the griddle marks President Trump has left all over the leftist nominee in this 2020 election season, we want your backyard barbecues t...

If your dog is as patriotic as you are, give them a mat for their food and water bowls that will send their tail whipping through the air at leg-br...

Fuzzy car dice are classic. Trump being president? Classic. We’ve now entered what some like to call “classic classic” territory. These look so goo...

We're Americans. Americans have been known to enjoy a cocktail from time to time. Why not support our president and our country while we're doing i...

Coffee: the daily elixir that turns us into civilized humans. If you take our coffee away, you're taking civility away, and that's not good for any...

Why don't showers read "WARNING: SLIPPERY WHEN WET"? They can be surprisingly dangerous little rooms, but they don't have to be! Order a pack of D...

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