Conservative Humor T-Shirts

Do you recognize the shady characters in our famous "The Shady Bunch" T-Shirt?

Need an ISIS hunting permit?

I'd make another joke here, but I'm afraid it would win the Dems' primary!

Looking for funny political t-shirts? Look no further. Patriot Depot has some of the best humorous conservative shirts and funny Republican shirts available. We don't mind making politically incorrect t-shirts! Offended? Too bad!!

You'll find:

  • Hilarious pro-conservative shirts
  • The best anti-socialist shirts
  • Anti-communist shirts
  • Anti-democrat shirts

*Hint - New jokes regularly - Sort by: "Newest Items" to see our latest quips!*

All styles available in both men's and women's cuts! Plus sizes available, up to 5XL!

FedUp T-Shirt

$19.95

No matter what you're fed up with, you can find it here! You're sure to catch eyes with this logo, whether it's because it's recognizable enough to notice, or because it's just off enough to look unique (and avoid copyright infringement). Whether...

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I Have A P-38 T-Shirt

$19.95 $10.00

Most people will have no idea what this means, but those who do will absolutely love it. And you know what's even better than the people who love it? The ignorant people who will hate it! No doubt some gun control nuts will be disgusted that you're...

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Uranium One T-Shirt

$19.95 $10.00

What do you do if you're a Clinton who's run out of ways to screw over America? You sell our Uranium to the Russians, generating huge speaking fees, a money laundering operation, and extensive bribery. Forget #StrongerTogether... she should have gone...

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#MYPRESIDENT T-Shirt

$19.95 $10.00

Liberal crybabies have been throwing a fit about Donald Trump becoming our 45th President. The hashtag #notmypresident has been trending since January 20th, and even celebrities are joining in on the pity party. But guess what? I don't really care...

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No Fans Left T-Shirt

$19.95 $10.00

If the NFL allows the disrespect of our National Anthem and our veterans, NFL is going to stand for No Fans Left instead of the National Football League. Their numbers are already falling, but let's make them hear the message loud and clear by showing...

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