Conservative Humor T-Shirts

Do you recognize the shady characters in our famous "The Shady Bunch" T-Shirt?

Need an ISIS hunting permit?

I'd make another joke here, but I'm afraid it would win the Dems' primary!

Looking for funny political t-shirts? Look no further. Patriot Depot has some of the best humorous conservative shirts and funny Republican shirts available. We don't mind making politically incorrect t-shirts! Offended? Too bad!!

You'll find:

  • Hilarious pro-conservative shirts
  • The best anti-socialist shirts
  • Anti-communist shirts
  • Anti-democrat shirts

*Hint - New jokes regularly - Sort by: "Newest Items" to see our latest quips!*

All styles available in both men's and women's cuts! Plus sizes available, up to 5XL!

Dibs Tee

$19.95

Guess how many countries have had successful manned missions to the moon? If your answer was one, then your answer is right. Fifty years later, and not one single country has been able to do what we did in 1969. That country we're talking about is.....

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No Joe T-Shirt

$19.95

Joe, so eager to get votes from anyone he can tell a lie to, stated that “The NAACP has endorsed me every time I've run.” Sorry Joe, but the NAACP does NOT ever endorse candidates. So what else is he lying about? Remember when he insisted he...

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Anti-Faucist T-Shirt

$19.95

He fought President Trump on closing down flights from China. When others were warning the world there was a potential risk of a pandemic, he was saying not to worry. He flip-flopped for months on masks: first they weren't necessary, then they were the...

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