null
Just a Girl Who Loves Elephants Shirt - Funny Republican Shirt - Patriot Depot

Just a ____ Who Loves Elephants Shirt (Pick Your Noun!)

$19.95
It doesn't matter WHY you love elephants. If you like elephants, this shirt is for you.

Want to know some fun facts about elephants?

1. Elephants hate bees! It's a myth that elephants are afraid of mice. In reality, their poor eyesight makes them easily startled when anything that scurries past them quickly. As for bees, who's not a little nervous around them?

2. It's true! Elephants have incredible memories. The part of their brain that stores long term memories is much larger and thicker than those of humans, so their memories are much better than ours! (It's a good thing we can write!)

3. They communicate through vibrations. Their trumpet calls are only part of the story. Some of their calls have such low frequencies that people can't hear them. On top of that, elephants can communicate through sounds that travel as vibrations through the ground and that other elephants can detect in their bones!

4. Elephants are the largest land animal on Earth.

Who wouldn't love elephants? They're kind of awesome. We're proud to have them represent our party!

Tags: Republican Grandpa Shirts, Republican Grandma Shirts, Funny Republican Shirts, Conservative Gag Gifts

Returns Policy
In the event that you are dissatisfied with your purchase, you may return your order in sellable condition (package well to avoid damage in transit) within 30 days for a refund, minus a 10% restocking fee. Products must be returned in sellable condition within this time period to receive a refund. Products must also be shipped in a trackable manner (with tracking number sent to our Customer Service) to qualify for any refund on items that might be lost in return transit.

  • Books must be returned in a box; no envelopes, please.
  • Shirts may be returned in a Tyvek envelope.
  • Please note that in order to receive a refund, items must be received in sellable, unaltered condition. Postage/shipping fees are not eligible for a refund.
  • Products must also be shipped in a trackable manner (with tracking number sent to our Customer Service) to qualify for any refund on items that might be lost in return transit.
Ship to:
Patriot Depot Returns
5000-B McNeel Industrial Blvd
Powder Springs, GA 30127

Packages returned due to "Refused/Refusal" will incur a $10 fee. Store credit may be issued at the discretion of customer service.

Please note: Audio/Visual and Multimedia resources (DVDs, CDs, DVD-Roms) may be returned for exchange only if unopened; opened Audio/Visual or Multimedia resources are not eligible for a refund due to copyright infringement concerns.

We appreciate your understanding and future business. If you have any questions or comments about how we can improve your experience with The Patriot Depot, please feel free let us know below.

Shipping
All shipping methods (2-Day, 3-Day, Overnight, Ground, Priority, Media, First Class) indicate an in-transit once shipped time-frame. This does not include our stated in-warehouse processing time-frame.

Your method of payment will be charged at the time of submission to ensure your place in line for these limited edition, special order products.

Some products cannot be shipped to international destinations, so please submit a message to us if you would like to discuss international ordering options if your order will not process through our store.

Free shipping offers apply to U.S. addresses only.

Full return and shipping information may be found here.

Customers Also Viewed

Reviews

Related Products

Top