The day was September Ninth, Twenty-Sixteen
With America still stuck choosing between;
Another four years of Clinton, this time named Hillary,
Or Mr. Trump. Known as "heavy artillery."
When Hillary called us, you guessed it - deplorables.
What she was saying, is America's really horrible.
Racists and bigots and sexists... all that.
Homophobic too, feather in our cap.
But Hillary forgot one thing, that made her story fake news,
that saved us from, all sorts of abuse,
Something she overlooked that turned her narrative whack,
because about Americans, she forgot this one fact:
When we get called racist, we sound the nonsense horn,
How can we be racist? We voted orange!
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