Last Chance

Out with the old, in with the new.

Last chance on over 100 Patriot Depot products!

We're pumping out fresh new ideas at such an alarming rate that we need to make room in our warehouse.

The liberals are giving us so much stuff to make fun of them for that we can't even help it!!

It's the best time to buy our conservative gear at these great prices. When these sell out, the only place to buy them will be from your conservative friend who got to them first. God Bless America!!

The Executive Puzzle

$19.95 $3.00

Alright gang, it's time! The time you've all been waiting for! Here's another original puzzle from Patriot Depot! Tell your friends, tell your doctor, tell the mailman, tell the meteorologist, because this one's coming in hot. 550 pieces of executive...

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Guess That Politician

$29.95 $2.50

Ask whatever question you want, and your opponent has to answer truthfully, until you know who their character is! Is your person a socialist? Was your person impeached in 1998? Has your person ever been president? Did your person try to use her...

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I Have A P-38 T-Shirt

$19.95 $10.00

Most people will have no idea what this means, but those who do will absolutely love it. And you know what's even better than the people who love it? The ignorant people who will hate it! No doubt some gun control nuts will be disgusted that you're...

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P-38 Hat

$19.95 $1.50

Only the military will get this one! The color of these hats came out a little differently than we expected. But we bought them, and we bought a lot of them. So we're offering them at a MASSIVE discount to our customers who aren't as picky about colors...

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Trump 2020 AmeriBear

$24.95 $8.00

Bear measures about 15 inches tall. Complete with black suit, red tie, white undershirt, and red Trump 2020 hat. Side note, if you really like this cuddly guy's cap, get one of your own HERE. This Trump bear won't cost you anything in food bills, he's...

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Easter Egg Wraps 2021

$9.95 $2.50

So simple! Just separate one design from the sleeve, and slip over a hard-boiled egg. Dip the egg with the design on it into boiling water for three seconds and remove! Bam! You've got a perfectly decorated egg ready for Easter, breakfast, vandalizing...

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