Last Chance

Out with the old, in with the new.

Last chance on over 100 Patriot Depot products!

We're pumping out fresh new ideas at such an alarming rate that we need to make room in our warehouse.

The liberals are giving us so much stuff to make fun of them for that we can't even help it!!

It's the best time to buy our conservative gear at these great prices. When these sell out, the only place to buy them will be from your conservative friend who got to them first. God Bless America!!

Uranium One T-Shirt

$19.95 $10.00

What do you do if you're a Clinton who's run out of ways to screw over America? You sell our Uranium to the Russians, generating huge speaking fees, a money laundering operation, and extensive bribery. Forget #StrongerTogether... she should have gone...

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The Light Can Cooler

$4.95 $1.00

You know this can, you've just never seen it like this before! But listen, we're Americans. And yes, Americans have been known to enjoy a beverage from time to time. So why not support our Lord and Savior while we're doing it? That's why we're turning...

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Trump Head Coin Bank

$15.95 $5.00

What better way to handle your spare change than to literally invest IN Trump? What better way to teach young voters-to-be about the benefits of saving money, so they can pay for others’ welfare? Just kidding. We’ll teach them to be strong,...

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Red Wave Can Cooler

$4.95 $1.00

We're Americans. Americans have been known to enjoy a cocktail from time to time. Why not support our president and our country while we're doing it? That's why we're turning every 12 ounce beverage you enjoy into the American-y-est 12 ounce beverage...

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Trump 2020 Yarmulke

$15.95 $5.00

Show your support for our president with the Trump 2020 Yarmulke! It fits comfortably on your head with a clip to ensure it stays in place. The Trump 2020 Yarmulke is a great way to honor God while supporting the great Donald Trump. It’s great to...

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