Joe in the Box (Surprise Inside)
Pop goes the WEASEL! Yes, we said it.
Your liberal friends' mind's will explode when they see this gift of the year, and we can't say "sorry!"
Because who can resist the hilarity that will ensue when this White Elephant gift of the century appears at parties and living rooms nationwide. Oh look, it's harmless sleepy Joe...dah-dah-dah-dahhhhdah.... and out pops the crazy, cackling, communist grimace of the person we all think is _really_ in charge!
Exclusive to Patriot Depot and Flag & Cross, this is "the gift of 2021."
NOTE: JOE IS NOT REALLY IN THE BOX. It's a "JOKE IN THE BOX"