TRUMP 45 Mousepad
Set it next to your computer, it’s a mouse pad!
Put your home on it, it’s a house pad!
Throw your laundry on it, it’s a blouse pad!
Husband naps on it, it’s a spouse pad!
Did it just catch on fire? Time to douse pad!
German Santa land on it? It’s a Klaus pad!
Who knew a mouse pad could be so important to so many different people?!?