The Conservative Who's Always Working

Conservatives are notoriously hard workers. If you’re shopping for the Conservative who lives at their office, here’s the perfect patriotic gear to decorate their desk with and ease the stress of a long workday.

Trump 45 Caliber Cartridge (Silver) Patriot Depot with Felt Display Case - Patriot Depot — Trump .45 Caliber Cartridge (Silver)

$14.95

*This is NOT a live cartridge, it has no functionality and is strictly for decorative purposes only.*Donald Trump is just as proud to have been called a deplorable as you and I are, so why not honor him in the most logical way possible? Laser-engraved...

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"The Donald" Rubber Duck - Donald Trump Gag Gift - Patriot Depot — "The Donald" Rubber Duck

$15.95

Make Bath Time Great Again! The Donald has already achieved incredible progress towards Making America Great Again. Now it's time to Make Bath Time Great Again! This is the perfect bath time toy for any little future Republican voters you know...

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Republican Puzzle Cube — Republican Puzzle Cube

$18.95

Scramble up the six presidents, then rearrange them so their images are all intact. It sounds easy, but it's not - I should know, I've been working on solving this for six straight days. It's a classic toy, but we made it new again by adding all of the...

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Trump 45 Newton's Cradle — Trump 45 Newton's Cradle

$21.95

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. When government and mainstream media took action, by putting their own desires ahead of America's needs, the people of this country had to react. We elected Donald Trump. It's simple physics,...

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