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Trump Hanging Car Dice

Trump Hanging Car Dice

$9.95
SKU:
MISC-00694
Giving new meaning to the phrase "Coming up Donalds."

Fuzzy car dice are classic. Trump being president? Classic. We’ve now entered what some like to call “classic classic” territory. These look so good that both you and your passengers will forget about the smell of the bean and cheese burrito your nephew forgot under your back seat last week.

(But if you need help making your car smell good again, check out our Patriotic Car Air Fresheners.)

Now while you’re on your way to work, church, or the shooting range, Donald is too. That’s right, the Donald himself can now travel with you wherever you go, although he will remain in the car while you go out into the “real” world. The Trump hanging car dice are the perfect way to bring your president with you, no matter where life may take you.

Drive with the comfort of knowing that the POTUS is with you, just in the form of red fuzzy dice.

Tags: Funniest Trump Gifts, Trump Gag Gifts

Returns Policy
In the event that you are dissatisfied with your purchase, you may return your order in sellable condition (package well to avoid damage in transit) within 30 days for a refund, minus a 10% restocking fee. Products must be returned in sellable condition within this time period to receive a refund. Products must also be shipped in a trackable manner (with tracking number sent to our Customer Service) to qualify for any refund on items that might be lost in return transit.

  • Books must be returned in a box; no envelopes, please.
  • Shirts may be returned in a Tyvek envelope.
  • Please note that in order to receive a refund, items must be received in sellable, unaltered condition. Postage/shipping fees are not eligible for a refund.
  • Products must also be shipped in a trackable manner (with tracking number sent to our Customer Service) to qualify for any refund on items that might be lost in return transit.
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Patriot Depot Returns
5000-B McNeel Industrial Blvd
Powder Springs, GA 30127

Packages returned due to "Refused/Refusal" will incur a $10 fee. Store credit may be issued at the discretion of customer service.

Please note: Audio/Visual and Multimedia resources (DVDs, CDs, DVD-Roms) may be returned for exchange only if unopened; opened Audio/Visual or Multimedia resources are not eligible for a refund due to copyright infringement concerns.

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