Trump Nation Peeper Keeper

Trump Nation Peeper Keeper

$5.99
SKU:
MISC-00605
We don't want Hillary, we're not feeling The Bern, and we don't want Cortez. In 2020, again we're voting for Trump to be prez.

Do you ever lose your glasses, whether they're sunnies or for reading?
Then I know exactly what you need.

They're called peeper keepers, and they'll keep your goggles on hand.
Whether you're reading at home or on the beach getting tanned.
Trump himself will tell you, these things don't look at all bland,
in fact they perfectly encapsulate America's heartland.

We don't want Hillary, we're not feeling The Bern, and we don't want Cortez.
In 2020, again we're voting for Trump to be prez.

So hang on to your glasses, and do it in style.
'Cause just like Trump, these peeper keepers will be around for a while.

Returns Policy
In the event that you are dissatisfied with your purchase, you may return your order in sellable condition (package well to avoid damage in transit) within 30 days for a refund, minus a 10% restocking fee. Products must be returned in sellable condition within this time period to receive a refund. Products must also be shipped in a trackable manner (with tracking number sent to our Customer Service) to qualify for any refund on items that might be lost in return transit.

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  • Please note that in order to receive a refund, items must be received in sellable, unaltered condition. Postage/shipping fees are not eligible for a refund.
  • Products must also be shipped in a trackable manner (with tracking number sent to our Customer Service) to qualify for any refund on items that might be lost in return transit.
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Patriot Depot Returns
5000-B McNeel Industrial Blvd
Powder Springs, GA 30127

Packages returned due to "Refused/Refusal" will incur a $10 fee. Store credit may be issued at the discretion of customer service.

Please note: Audio/Visual and Multimedia resources (DVDs, CDs, DVD-Roms) may be returned for exchange only if unopened; opened Audio/Visual or Multimedia resources are not eligible for a refund due to copyright infringement concerns.

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