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What Big Tech Doesn't Want You To See

Big Tech is looking out for you! They’re concerned for your well-being during these trying times and have categorized the U.S. Election as a “Sensitive Event” in an attempt to “maintain a safe advertising ecosystem as the situation evolves.”

They've thus blocked all ads concerning the election, candidates, or policies. In other words, they don’t think, in the time between the polls closing and the election results being announced, it would be ethical to show you ads for Trump gnomes. For your safety, of course. 

So, because we don’t care about our patrons or their safety, we put together a whole category of products Big Tech doesn’t want you to own… I mean see! Shop at your own risk!

Come and Take It Hat

$24.95 $17.96

Our 2nd Amendment rights are under more pressure than ever before.Thanks to a few courageous people in Washington and millions of Americans like you ready to defend the Constitution, we can still enjoy our rights and freedoms!Used by the Texan rebels in...

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Trump Shower Curtain

$29.95 $20.95

Trump keeps a watchful eye on America, and the Trump shower curtain keeps a watchful eye on your bathroom as you wash the socialism out of your life. We will never forget when Trump announced we are going to “build a wall” and make Mexico pay...

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Trump Christmas Gnome

$29.95 $20.95

Do you remember in 2015 when his campaign was first launching, Donald Trump asserted that we as Americans were going to be saying "Merry Christmas" again? It's a good thing that we have a president who realizes that Jesus is the reason for the season,...

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Trump Suit Keychain

$9.45

We know how much you loved the Trump Garden Gnome, so we decided to make it fun-sized for you to be able to carry with you all throughout the day. Taking out your keys has never been so patriotic, and cute. Now you don’t have to carry your full...

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Easter Egg Wraps

$9.50 $4.75

So Simple! Just separate one design from the sleeve of six, and slip over a hard-boiled egg. Dip the egg with the design on it into boiling water for three seconds and remove! Bam! You've got a perfectly decorated Easter Egg that stands for the National...

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Trump 2020 AmeriBear

$24.95

Sorry to liberals for being the bear-er of bad news, but if you lefties think you have a shot at beating Trump this year, you need to hit the paws button! Bear measures about 15 inches tall. Complete with black suit, red tie, white undershirt, and red...

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TRUMP 45 Mousepad

$14.95

Set it next to your computer, it’s a mouse pad!Put your home on it, it’s a house pad!Throw your laundry on it, it’s a blouse pad!Husband naps on it, it’s a spouse pad!Did it just catch on fire? Time to douse pad!German Santa land...

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