Exclusive: Alligatraz Florida Beach Towel
Exclusive: Alligatraz Florida Beach Towel
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Description
Description
Soak Up the Sun. Watch the Border.
The Alligatraz Florida Beach Towel is your ultimate sidekick for summer fun—with just the right amount of sarcasm and swamp justice. Whether you're posted up at the beach, lounging poolside, or drying off after a long day of patrolling your backyard for suspicious activity, this towel has your six.
Featuring the bold Alligatraz design, it’s a not-so-subtle reminder that even paradise has boundaries. It’s soft where it counts, tough where it matters, and always ready to make a statement: Come in the right way—or stay in the swamp.
Product Features:
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Strong polyester print side — bold and built to last
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Ultra-soft cotton loop backing — comfort that soaks up more than just water
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Hemmed edges for long-lasting durability, just like our national resolve
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Moisture-wicking, quick-drying material — because freedom shouldn’t feel soggy
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold with like colors on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. No bleach, no dry cleaning—this towel handles the mess and the message.
| 30" × 60" | |
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| Length, in | 30.00 |
| Height, in | 60.00 |
Have questions? We’ve got answers.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
In-stock orders usually ship within 7–10 business days. Delivery time depends on the method chosen, but most packages arrive within 5–10 business days after processing.
Do you ship outside the U.S.?
Do you ship outside the U.S.?
Yes, we ship to all 50 states (including Alaska and Hawaii) as well as Canada. Please make sure your shipping address is accurate and deliverable by USPS or FedEx.
Can I exchange for a different size or item?
Can I exchange for a different size or item?
Yes, you can exchange within 30 days as long as items are in new, sellable condition. Just include $5 made payable to Patriot Depot to cover part of the reshipping cost.
What if my order arrives damaged or incomplete?
What if my order arrives damaged or incomplete?
If your order arrives damaged, incorrect, or missing items, please email Customer Care. We’ll review the issue and arrange the best solution, whether that’s a replacement or other fix.
What is your return policy?
What is your return policy?
You can return items in sellable condition within 30 days of purchase. Refunds are issued minus a 10% restocking fee. Please ship returns with tracking so they don’t get lost in transit.

