Ready to Serve Alligator Alcatraz T-Shirt (Patriotic Python Edition)
Ready to Serve Alligator Alcatraz T-Shirt (Patriotic Python Edition)
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Description
Description
Straight from the swamps of Florida to the frontlines of freedom, the Ready to Serve Alligator Alcatraz T-Shirt (Patriotic Python Edition) is a bold statement of American grit and Southern-style patriotism. Featuring an exclusive design that blends fearless attitude with red, white, and blue pride, this tee honors those ready to defend liberty—whether behind bars or on the battlefield of ideas.
Made from durable, US-sourced cotton and built for both comfort and impact, this shirt is perfect for rallies, barbecues, or simply letting the Left know you’re not backing down. This is a print-on-demand item and will ship separately from other items fulfilled directly by the Patriot Depot team.
Product Features:
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Made with US cotton, and is safety-certified
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Smooth, durable fabric ideal for bold, vibrant printing
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No side seams for a clean, modern fit
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Shoulder tape provides strength and structure
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Stretch-resistant, ribbed collar for lasting wear
Care Instructions:
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Do not dry clean
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Do not bleach
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Tumble dry: low heat
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Iron, steam or dry: low heat
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Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Note: This product is made to order by our print on demand provider and will ship separately from other items in your order fulfilled by Patriot Depot.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Have questions? We’ve got answers.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
In-stock orders usually ship within 7–10 business days. Delivery time depends on the method chosen, but most packages arrive within 5–10 business days after processing.
Do you ship outside the U.S.?
Do you ship outside the U.S.?
Yes, we ship to all 50 states (including Alaska and Hawaii) as well as Canada. Please make sure your shipping address is accurate and deliverable by USPS or FedEx.
Can I exchange for a different size or item?
Can I exchange for a different size or item?
Yes, you can exchange within 30 days as long as items are in new, sellable condition. Just include $5 made payable to Patriot Depot to cover part of the reshipping cost.
What if my order arrives damaged or incomplete?
What if my order arrives damaged or incomplete?
If your order arrives damaged, incorrect, or missing items, please email Customer Care. We’ll review the issue and arrange the best solution, whether that’s a replacement or other fix.
What is your return policy?
What is your return policy?
You can return items in sellable condition within 30 days of purchase. Refunds are issued minus a 10% restocking fee. Please ship returns with tracking so they don’t get lost in transit.