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    President Donald Trump Garden Gnome

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    Stand Tall with Trump in 2024 – Even in Your Garden! As America gears up for the most critical election in modern history, let this Conservative Do...

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    Biden "Come On" Man" Ice Cream Cone Penny

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    One a penny, two a penny, hot cross buns.... Hot cross buns would be worth that, at least! Biden tried to excite us with $0.16 cent savings on July...

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  • Trump Adhesive Bandages

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    Got a paper cut? It’ll be healed in no time. Believe Trump! Scrape your knee? You'll be on the mend as quickly as the stock market once Trump took ...

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    Garden Gnome With Gun (Say Hello to My Little Friend!)

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    "Say hello to my little friend!" is literal in this sense. This angry little gnome will protect your lawn and garden from any prying eye or unwante...

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    The Republican Club Puzzle

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    This Republican Club 550 piece jigsaw puzzle is the ultimate puzzle that every conservative in America should have in their puzzle collection. Cons...

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    Gnomeland Security Garden Gnome

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    Your garden has never been so well-protected! Your garden is under attack by outdoor creatures like squirrels, deer, chipmunks, raccoons and snakes...

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    President Trump Shower Curtain

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    Trump Shower Curtain: Keep a Watchful Eye on Your Bathroom! Donald Trump keeps a watchful eye on America, and now he can do the same in your bathro...

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    Donald Trump Toy Collectible Set - Featuring Melania Trump and Mike Pence

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    Is Donald Trump your favorite president AND your favorite reality television star? Do you hate Joe Biden, and the Biden Harris administration for f...

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    Limited Edition Trump Mini-Figure With MAGA Hat

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    Trump mini-figure with MAGA Hat, stand and paper.  Royal Blue Suite, Red Tie, White Shirt, Red Hat Approximately 2 inches tall

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  • Trump Family Car Sun Shade

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    Trump and Melania are coming to town and they've got a baby on board: crying Hillary! Apparently still upset about blowing the 2016 election, Hilla...

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    COVID Shot Glass (Shot 1 & 2 Box Set)

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    Are you tired of the government telling us to get vaccinated with an experimental COVID shot? Well, stick it to them with these COVID shot glasses....

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    "May Freedom Fly Forever" Jigsaw Puzzle

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    A puzzle depicting a bald eagle, U.S. Soldiers, and the American Flag, in front of majestic mountains. The beautiful artwork for this puzzle was cr...

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  • Donald Trump Can Cooler

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    Trump loves his diet soda. He's not shy about it, and we're not either. That's why we're turning every 12 ounce beverage you enjoy into the classie...

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    Trump 2020 AmeriBear

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    Bear measures about 15 inches tall. Complete with black suit, red tie, white undershirt, and red Trump 2020 hat.  This Trump bear won't cost you an...

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    Trump "Miss Me Yet" Sticky Notes

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    2021 has been brutal for the Biden Administration and the people of the United States. From a border crisis, to lumber prices, vehicle shortages, ...

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  • Trump American Flag Rhinestone Brooch

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    Size: Approximately 1 3/4 x 3/4 inch Alloy Rhinestone brooch Imported

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  • The Executive Puzzle

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    Alright gang, it's time! The time you've all been waiting for! Here's another original puzzle from Patriot Depot! Tell your friends, tell your doct...

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    Trump Miss Me Yet? Whiskey Glass

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    During his four years, President Trump kept all of his promises. He restored our faith in the America our founding fathers envisioned. His policies...

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    Republican Puzzle Cube

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    Scramble up the six presidents, then rearrange them so their images are all intact. It sounds easy, but it's not - I should know, I've been working...

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  • Let's Go Brandon Shot Glass (Made in the USA)

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    Biden wants you to get your shots! We recommend two shots of your favorite beverage in these new shot glasses to dull the pain inflicted daily by t...

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    In This Place We Always (Tin Sign) Made in the USA

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    MADE IN AMERICA! People these days get offended at anything and everything you can think of.  But the things considered offensive today are the ver...

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    Born in the USA Gel Mousepad

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    Proud of where you come from? You should be! It’s the home of the brave and land of the free, not the home of the sensitive and land of the free as...

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  • NOT Bud Light Can Cooler (Custom)

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    Made to keep your drinks crispy-fresh and cool-looking, these can insulators are the best companion for nature trips and parties. They're super lig...

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    Donald Trump Christmas Ornament

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    Do you remember in 2015 when his campaign was first launching, Donald Trump asserted that we as Americans were going to be saying "Merry Christmas"...

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