Conservative Humor T-Shirts

Do you recognize the shady characters in our famous "The Shady Bunch" T-Shirt?

Need an ISIS hunting permit?

I'd make another joke here, but I'm afraid it would win the Dems' primary!

Looking for funny political t-shirts? Look no further. Patriot Depot has some of the best humorous conservative shirts and funny Republican shirts available.

You'll find:

Hilarious pro-conservative shirts
The best anti-socialist shirts
Anti-communist shirts
Anti-democrat shirts

*Hint - New jokes regularly - Sort by: "Newest Items" to see our latest quips!*

All styles available in both men's and women's cuts! Plus sizes available, up to 5XL!

D.A.D.D.D. Dads Against Daughters Dating Democrats T-Shirt — D.A.D.D.D. Dads Against Daughters Dating Democrats T-Shirt

$19.95

No, it's not the fathers' version Mothers Against Drunk Driving. It's dads taking a stand for the moral—and political—integrity of their families!With fathers having to combat the "free love" spirit of licentious desire that American culture...

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Shove Gun Control Up Your Ass T-Shirt — Shove Gun Control Up Your Ass T-Shirt

$19.95

Democrats have been trying to take our guns away for decades now. While many of them would love to just ban guns altogether, they realize the American people would never allow that, so they've compromised to a more incremental approach: "gun control"...

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Just Say No to Monica Lewinsky's Boyfriend's Wife T-Shirt — Just Say No to Monica Lewinsky's Boyfriend's Wife T-Shirt

$19.95 $12.95

It's time for another "Just say no" campaign, but this time it doesn't have anything to do with drugs.  It has to do with saving our country from the disaster that would take place if another Clinton is elected to the Presidency.  The White...

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Nobody Needs an AR-15? T-Shirt — Nobody Needs an AR-15? T-Shirt

$19.95

Nobody needs an AR-15? Not according to this shirt. Whiny liberals coming for your guns? The next time your snowflake neighbor starts telling you all the reasons you don’t need your AR-15, tell them all of the reasons you don’t need them!...

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The Shady Bunch T-Shirt — The Shady Bunch T-Shirt

$19.95

Here's the story, of a scheming lady Who wanted to be ruler of all the world.With a man named Bill Clinton, he's her husband.But slept with other girls... It's the story, of a man named BernieWho promised socialism to the whole town.He hates the rich...

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Trust the Government T-Shirt — Trust the Government T-Shirt

$19.95

When you trust someone, you can always depend on their word being good, and you don't have to wonder whether they're being truthful with you. You know you can depend on them to do what they say they will do. You don't trust anyone who makes a habit of...

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I Have A P-38 T-Shirt — I Have A P-38 T-Shirt

$19.95

Most people will have no idea what this means, but those who do will absolutely love it. And you know what's even better than the people who love it? The ignorant people who will hate it! No doubt some gun control nuts will be disgusted that you're...

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ISIS Hunting Permit T-Shirt — ISIS Hunting Permit T-Shirt

$19.95 $12.95

ISIS has one goal: to spread fear and terror throughout the free world. We MUST stand together against this evil organization and end their reign of terror. If you're afraid to take a stand against them, then they've already won. Make a bold,...

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FedUp With Stupid People - Funny Conservative Shirt - Patriot Depot — FedUp T-Shirt

$19.95

No matter what you're fed up with, you can find it here! You're sure to catch eyes with this logo, whether it's because it's recognizable enough to notice, or because it's just off enough to look unique (and avoid copyright infringement). Whether...

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It's Okay to Say Merry Christmas T-Shirt — It's Okay to Say Merry Christmas T-Shirt

$19.95

Have the politically-correct police really been so successful at making Christianity taboo that we can't even celebrate Christmas during the Christmas season?  Everywhere you turn, it's Happy Holidays, Winter Break, anything that removes Christ from...

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Beer is Proof Bottle Cap T-Shirt — Beer is Proof Bottle Cap T-Shirt

$19.95 $12.95

Ben Franklin was a very wise man, and played an instrumental part of our country's founding. Being a renaissance man, he had ideas and opinions on just about every topic one could imagine. One of those topics was beer, which Franklin had a very...

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Beer Is Proof That God Loves Us T-Shirt (Gray) — Beer Is Proof That God Loves Us T-Shirt (Gray)

$19.95 $12.95

"Beer Is Proof That God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy." - Benjamin Franklin   Ben Franklin was a very wise man, and played an instrumental part of our country's founding. Being a renaissance man, he had ideas and opinions on just about every...

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Socialism... Where Everyone Starves Equally T-Shirt — Socialism... Where Everyone Starves Equally T-Shirt

$19.95

As Adrian Rogers said, "What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving." Socialists don't seem to get this concept though, they just hear the millionaires promising them free college, free food, and free...

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I Think Therefore I Am a Conservative T-Shirt — I Think Therefore I Am a Conservative T-Shirt

$19.95

It was Descartes who coined the phrase “I think, therefore I am.” He was making an ontological statement about our existence as sentient beings. Today, we go a step further. Not only do we exist, but if we really use our minds, we will...

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Uranium One T-Shirt — Uranium One T-Shirt

$19.95 $12.95

What do you do if you're a Clinton who's run out of ways to screw over America? You sell our Uranium to the Russians, generating huge speaking fees, a money laundering operation, and extensive bribery. Forget #StrongerTogether... she should have gone...

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Conservative - Because Not Everyone Can Be A Freeloader T-Shirt — Conservative - Because Not Everyone Can Be A Freeloader T-Shirt

$19.95

As we all know, for what one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. And by "we all," I of course mean conservatives. Because that's something the left doesn't seem to get. This shirt has one purpose: to...

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