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The most hilarious conservative novelties on the internet!

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Trump Presidential Playing Cards - Donald Trump Card Deck - Patriot Depot 4 — Trump Presidential Playing Cards

$12.95 $10.00

MADE IN AMERICA This set of playing cards celebrates Donald Trump and his past policies, with each card face featuring unique artwork of a personality or politician! The full deck includes: (A) Donald Trump (A) Donald Trump (A)...

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Trump Band-Aids - Patriot Depot 1 — Trump Adhesive Bandages

$8.95 $1.50

Got a paper cut? It’ll be healed in no time. Believe Trump! Scrape your knee? You'll be on the mend as quickly as the stock market once Trump took over! It’s time to MOGA! Make Ouchies Great Again! WAIT, instead, make the skin the ouchie is...

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Trump Gnome 9" Actual Size - Patriot Depot Garden Gnome 1 — Donald Trump Garden Gnome

$29.95 $24.95

Freeloaders coming for your garden? Protect your yard with the defender of our nation! Donald Trump is here to keep pests out and patriotism in! The Trump Garden Gnome is the perfect addition to any yard or patio and sends a symbol of freedom and...

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"The Donald" Rubber Duck - Donald Trump Gag Gift - Patriot Depot — "The Donald" Rubber Duck

$15.95 $3.95

Make Bath Time Great Again! The Donald has already achieved incredible progress towards Making America Great Again. Now it's time to Make Bath Time Great Again! This is the perfect bath time toy for any little future Republican voters you know...

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Trump's Diet Soda Koozie 1 — Trump's Diet Soda Can Cooler

$4.95 $1.00

Trump loves his diet soda. He's not shy about it, and we're not either. That's why we're turning every 12 ounce beverage you enjoy into the classiest 12 ounce beverage you've ever enjoyed. And for an extra special dose of freedom, turn that bad boy...

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Gun Handle Mug — Gun Handle Mug

$14.95

To those of us who love guns and our 2nd Amendment rights, the feeling of a gun in the hand evokes many emotions. Security, confidence, happiness, serenity, a sense of invincibility. There's just something satisfying about the feeling of a gun in...

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Trump Family Car SunShade 1 — Trump Family Car Sun Shade

$15.95 $4.95

Trump and Melania are coming to town and they've got a baby on board: crying Hillary! Apparently still upset about blowing the 2016 election, Hillary's still whining. Let your parked car let everyone know exactly who you support! What's best about this...

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Dads Against Daughters Dating Democrats Sticker 1 — Dads Against Daughters Dating Democrats Sticker

$2.99 $1.99

MADE IN AMERICA No, it's not the fathers' version of Mothers Against Drunk Driving. It's dads taking a stand for the moral—and political—integrity of their families! With fathers having to combat the "free love" spirit of licentious desire...

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Patriotic Car Air Fresheners Trump — Patriotic Car Air Fresheners

$3.95

Approximately 5 inches wide. Melania - Orchid scentDonald - White Musk scentRonald - Leather scent Did you know that the "Melania Orchid" was awarded the coveted Highly Commended Certificate by the American Orchid Society in 2018? In case your...

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D.A.D.D.D. Dads Against Daughters Dating Democrats T-Shirt — D.A.D.D.D. Dads Against Daughters Dating Democrats T-Shirt

$19.95

No, it's not the fathers' version Mothers Against Drunk Driving. It's dads taking a stand for the moral—and political—integrity of their families!With fathers having to combat the "free love" spirit of licentious desire that American culture...

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Gnomeland Security Garden Gnome — Gnomeland Security Garden Gnome

$19.95

Your garden has never been so well-protected! Your garden is under attack by outdoor creatures like squirrels, deer, chipmunks, raccoons and snakes.  What's the solution?  Gnomeland Security!  This well-trained gnome will fight off any...

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Police: Heroes in Blue Lego-Compatible Building Block Set — Police: Heroes in Blue Lego-Compatible Building Block Set

$34.95 $3.50

Please note: Images are of prototype set, actual set may have slight variation. While there was a rumor that Lego had discontinued their police sets, that has been proven false. It IS true that Lego stopped all advertising for police products in an...

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12 Gauge Shotgun Shell Shot Glasses Set of 4 — 12 Gauge Shotgun Shell Shot Glasses Set of 4

$20.95 $15.95

For a limited time only. If I had to describe this in one word, it would be, "awesome." In six words? "12 Gauge Shotgun Shell Shot Glasses." These things aren't cheap, and they aren't small. Holding a full 1.5 oz. of your drink of choice, these are...

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Trump Suit Keychain 1 — Trump Suit Keychain

$9.45 $2.00

We know how much you loved the Trump Garden Gnome, so we decided to make it fun-sized for you to be able to carry with you all throughout the day. Taking out your keys has never been so patriotic, and cute. Now you don’t have to carry your full...

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Lego-Compatible Donald Trump, Melania, and Mike Pence 3-Pack — Lego-Compatible Donald Trump, Melania, and Mike Pence 3-Pack

$9.95 $2.50

Try to find these figures anywhere else on the internet. You can't! Patriot Depot exclusive!Comes with all three figures seen here.Our beloved 45th President and his friends are now available as limited edition figurines.As Trump's building up America,...

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Joe Biden Dog Chew Toy 1 — Joe Biden Dog Chew Toy

$19.95 $8.95

Introducing, a president that will not sniff your daughter’s hair and is more capable of reading a teleprompter than his life-like counterpart, it’s the Joe Biden Chew Toy! Witness the sweet retribution of the worst president in history...

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