Gag Gifts

The most hilarious conservative novelties on the internet!

You'll find: conservative gag gifts, Republican gag gifts, Donald Trump gag gifts, anti-liberal gag gifts, anti-Hillary gag gifts, and more!

Our products are guaranteed to contain 100% patriotism and 0% communism.

Trump Band-Aids - Patriot Depot 1 — Trump Adhesive Bandages

$8.95 $1.50

Got a paper cut? It’ll be healed in no time. Believe Trump! Scrape your knee? You'll be on the mend as quickly as the stock market once Trump took over! It’s time to MOGA! Make Ouchies Great Again! WAIT, instead, make the skin the ouchie is...

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Trump Presidential Playing Cards - Donald Trump Card Deck - Patriot Depot 4 — Trump Presidential Playing Cards

$12.95 $10.00

MADE IN AMERICA This set of playing cards celebrates Donald Trump and his past policies, with each card face featuring unique artwork of a personality or politician! The full deck includes: (A) Donald Trump (A) Donald Trump (A)...

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Trump Gnome 9" Actual Size - Patriot Depot Garden Gnome 1 — Donald Trump Garden Gnome

$29.95 $24.95

Freeloaders coming for your garden? Protect your yard with the defender of our nation! Donald Trump is here to keep pests out and patriotism in! The Trump Garden Gnome is the perfect addition to any yard or patio and sends a symbol of freedom and...

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Gun Handle Mug — Gun Handle Mug

$14.95

To those of us who love guns and our 2nd Amendment rights, the feeling of a gun in the hand evokes many emotions. Security, confidence, happiness, serenity, a sense of invincibility. There's just something satisfying about the feeling of a gun in...

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Trump Family Car SunShade 1 — Trump Family Car Sun Shade

$15.95 $4.95

Trump and Melania are coming to town and they've got a baby on board: crying Hillary! Apparently still upset about blowing the 2016 election, Hillary's still whining. Let your parked car let everyone know exactly who you support! What's best about this...

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Dads Against Daughters Dating Democrats Sticker 1 — Dads Against Daughters Dating Democrats Sticker

$2.99 $1.99

MADE IN AMERICA No, it's not the fathers' version of Mothers Against Drunk Driving. It's dads taking a stand for the moral—and political—integrity of their families! With fathers having to combat the "free love" spirit of licentious desire...

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Patriotic Car Air Fresheners Trump — Patriotic Car Air Fresheners

$3.95 $2.95

Approximately 5 inches wide. Melania - Orchid scentDonald - White Musk scentRonald - Leather scent Did you know that the "Melania Orchid" was awarded the coveted Highly Commended Certificate by the American Orchid Society in 2018? In case your...

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Trump Suit Keychain 1 — Trump Suit Keychain

$9.45 $2.00

We know how much you loved the Trump Garden Gnome, so we decided to make it fun-sized for you to be able to carry with you all throughout the day. Taking out your keys has never been so patriotic, and cute. Now you don’t have to carry your full...

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D.A.D.D.D. Dads Against Daughters Dating Democrats T-Shirt — D.A.D.D.D. Dads Against Daughters Dating Democrats T-Shirt

$19.95

No, it's not the fathers' version Mothers Against Drunk Driving. It's dads taking a stand for the moral—and political—integrity of their families!With fathers having to combat the "free love" spirit of licentious desire that American culture...

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Gnomeland Security Garden Gnome — Gnomeland Security Garden Gnome

$19.95

Your garden has never been so well-protected! Your garden is under attack by outdoor creatures like squirrels, deer, chipmunks, raccoons and snakes.  What's the solution?  Gnomeland Security!  This well-trained gnome will fight off any...

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Lego-Compatible Donald Trump, Melania, and Mike Pence 3-Pack — Lego-Compatible Donald Trump, Melania, and Mike Pence 3-Pack

$9.95 $2.50

Try to find these figures anywhere else on the internet. You can't! Patriot Depot exclusive!Comes with all three figures seen here.Our beloved 45th President and his friends are now available as limited edition figurines.As Trump's building up America,...

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Don't Tread On Me 45 Caliber Cartridge - Patriot Depot 1 — 45 Caliber Cartridge - "Don't Tread On Me"

$12.95 $3.00

NOT a live cartridge, has no functionality, and is for display only. A cartridge engraved with the words "Don't Tread On Me." Doesn't get much clearer than that. This makes an awesome display piece, and an awesome gift. We're prepared to defend our...

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Covid 1&2 Shot Glasses - Set of 2 — Covid 1&2 Shot Glasses - Set of 2 (Boxed Set)

$30.00 $19.95

Here's to taking your "test group" covid shots orally! These fully constitutional pair of covid shot glasses are sure to get a rise out of the liberal left. In the left's latest unconstitutional act, they are now going door to door to question if the...

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Trump 2020 Grill Spatula — Trump 2020 Grill Spatula

$19.95 $5.00

In honor of the griddle marks President Trump has left all over the leftist nominee in this 2020 election season, we want your backyard barbecues to be as patriotic as possible. Perfect for 4th of July grilling. "Trump 2020" appears on the handle, and...

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Miss Me Yet Sticky Notes, Conservative Gifts, Funniest Trump Gifts, Gag Gifts, Donald Trump Sticky Notes — Miss Me Yet Sticky Notes

$4.95 $3.95

2021 has been brutal for the Biden Administration and the people of the United States. From a border crisis, to lumber prices, vehicle shortages, job shortages, worldwide geo political chaos, and last but not least...gas price increases. President...

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Trump Christmas Gnome - Patriot Depot — Trump Christmas Gnome

$29.95 $23.95

Do you remember in 2015 when his campaign was first launching, Donald Trump asserted that we as Americans were going to be saying "Merry Christmas" again? Jesus is the reason for the season, something the liberals in this country can't seem to wrap their...

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