Gag Gifts

The most hilarious conservative novelties on the internet!

You'll find: conservative gag gifts, Republican gag gifts, Donald Trump gag gifts, anti-liberal gag gifts, anti-Hillary gag gifts, and more!

Our products are guaranteed to contain 100% patriotism and 0% communism.

Trump .45 Caliber Cartridge — Trump .45 Caliber Cartridge (Silver)

$12.95

*This is NOT a live round, it cannot be used in a firearm and is strictly for decorative purposes only.*Donald Trump is just as proud to have been called a deplorable as you and I are, so why not honor him in the most logical way possible? Laser-engraved...

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Trump Presidential Playing Cards

$12.95

MADE IN AMERICA This set of playing cards celebrates Donald Trump and his policies, with each card face featuring unique artwork of a personality or politician that demonstrates why Donald Trump was elected. The full deck...

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scarface say hello to my little friend garden gnome patriot depot — "Say Hello to My Little Friend" Garden Gnome

$19.95

This gnome means business. Anyone who enters your backyard will be greeted by Scarface the gnome, holding a gun and featuring the famous Al Pacino quote: "Say hello to my little friend."   Guaranteed 100% effective against Zombie Gnomes...

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Donald Trump Garden Gnome

$29.95

Freeloaders coming for your garden? Protect your yard with the defender of our nation! Donald Trump is here to keep pests out and patriotism in! The Trump Garden Gnome is the perfect addition to any yard or patio and sends a symbol of freedom and...

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Gun Handle Mug

$14.95

To those of us who love guns and our 2nd Amendment rights, the feeling of a gun in the hand evokes many emotions. Security, confidence, happiness, serenity, a sense of invincibility. There's just something satisfying about the feeling of a gun in...

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Trump's Diet Soda Koozie — Trump's Diet Soda Koozie

$4.95

Trump loves his diet soda. He's not shy about it, and we're not either. That's why we're turning every 12 ounce beverage you enjoy into the classiest 12 ounce beverage you've ever enjoyed. And for an extra special dose of freedom, turn that bad boy...

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"The Donald" Rubber Duck — "The Donald" Rubber Duck

$15.95

Make Bath Time Great Again! The Donald has already achieved incredible progress towards Making America Great Again. Now it's time to Make Bath Time Great Again! This is the perfect bath time toy for any little future Republican voters you know...

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Trump Band-Aids — Trump Adhesive Bandages

$8.95

Got a paper cut? It’ll be healed in no time. Believe Trump! Scrape your knee? You'll be on the mend as quickly as the stock market once Trump took over! It’s time to MOGA! Make Ouchies Great Again! WAIT, instead, make the skin the ouchie is...

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Trump Family Car Sun Shade

$14.95

Trump and Melania are coming to town and they've got a baby on board: crying Hillary! Apparently still upset about blowing the 2016 election, Hillary's still whining. Let your parked car let everyone know exactly who you support! What's best about this...

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Trump 2020 Valentine's Candy Hearts — Trump 2020 Valentine's Candy Hearts

$19.95

Send your love in the huugest way possible. Made exclusively for Patriot Depot, these Trump Heart candies feature Trumpism’s such as PPL LOVE ME, TRUMP 2020, AMERICA 1ST, and more! The "To:" and "From:" lines come blank and ready for you to fill...

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Donald Trump Bobblehead

$27.95

While hardly considered a viable candidate at the beginning, Donald Trump traveled the long journey through the Republican Primary and the general election all the way to a historical and unbelievable victory on November 8, 2016! It's really quite...

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Patriotic Car Air Fresheners — Patriotic Car Air Fresheners

$3.95

Approximately 5 inches wide. Melania - Orchid scentDonald - White Musk scentRonald - Leather scent Did you know that the "Melania Orchid" was awarded the coveted Highly Commended Certificate by the American Orchid Society in 2018? In case your...

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D.A.D.D.D. Dads Against Daughters Dating Democrats T-Shirt

$19.95

No, it's not the fathers' version Mothers Against Drunk Driving. It's dads taking a stand for the moral—and political—integrity of their families!With fathers having to combat the "free love" spirit of licentious desire that American culture...

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Trump Magic 8 Ball — The Magic Trump Ball

$19.95

Got a YUGE decision to make? Put it in the safe hands of The Donald! Trump is ready to make your future great by answering any question you’ve got! Who better to give you life advice than Donald Trump? Not only is he one of America’s...

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Caution: Right Wing Extremist Bumper Sticker

$2.99 $0.99

MADE IN AMERICA Caution: Right Wing Extremist Bumper Sticker Non-residue Weatherproof/UV protection  Our bumper stickers are made from the finest synthetic (polypropylene or polyester - similar to vinyl, but thinner and stronger) materials...

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Does My American Flag Offend You? Bumper Sticker

$2.99 $1.99

MADE IN AMERICA Show your pride for the Red, White, and Blue with this "Does My American Flag Offend You?" Bumper Sticker. Non-residue Anti-Fade Our bumper stickers are made from the finest synthetic (polypropylene or polyester - similar to...

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