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One a penny, two a penny, hot cross buns.... Hot cross buns would be worth that, at least! Biden tried to excite us with $0.16 cent savings on July...

Got a paper cut? It’ll be healed in no time. Believe Trump! Scrape your knee? You'll be on the mend as quickly as the stock market once Trump took ...

This Republican Club 550 piece jigsaw puzzle is the ultimate puzzle that every conservative in America should have in their puzzle collection. Cons...

Your garden has never been so well-protected! Your garden is under attack by outdoor creatures like squirrels, deer, chipmunks, raccoons and snakes...

Freeloaders coming for your garden? Protect your yard with this Trump garden gnome! Donald Trump is here to keep pests out and patriotism in! The T...

Trump keeps a watchful eye on America, and the Donald Trump shower curtain keeps a watchful eye on your bathroom as you wash the socialism out of y...

Trump and Melania are coming to town and they've got a baby on board: crying Hillary! Apparently still upset about blowing the 2016 election, Hilla...

They’ve torn down statues of American heroes. They’ve cancelled Christopher Columbus. How long will it be until the woke zombies come after St. Pat...

"Say hello to my little friend!" is literal in this sense. This angry little gnome will protect your lawn and garden from any prying eye or unwante...

Is Donald Trump your favorite president AND your favorite reality television star? Do you hate Joe Biden, and the Biden Harris administration for f...

Pop goes the WEASEL! Yes, we said it. Your liberal friends' mind's will explode when they see this gift of the year, and we can't say "sorry!" Beca...

We’ve taken the classic peg game to a whole new level by switching out golf tees for bullets! Don’t worry, libtards. These may look like real bulle...

A puzzle depicting a bald eagle, U.S. Soldiers, and the American Flag, in front of majestic mountains. The beautiful artwork for this puzzle was cr...

Bear measures about 15 inches tall. Complete with black suit, red tie, white undershirt, and red Trump 2020 hat.  This Trump bear won't cost you an...

Are you tired of the government telling us to get vaccinated with an experimental COVID shot? Well, stick it to them with these COVID shot glasses....

2021 has been brutal for the Biden Administration and the people of the United States. From a border crisis, to lumber prices, vehicle shortages, ...

Trump loves his diet soda. He's not shy about it, and we're not either. That's why we're turning every 12 ounce beverage you enjoy into the classie...

If you’re a fan of 45, this adorable Trump toy soldier ornament is the perfect addition to your Christmas tree. Show your friends and family your s...

Trump mini-figure with MAGA Hat, stand and paper.  Royal Blue Suite, Red Tie, White Shirt, Red Hat Approximately 2 inches tall

Size 3"x2" Custom Embroidered Exclusive Ornament

Alright gang, it's time! The time you've all been waiting for! Here's another original puzzle from Patriot Depot! Tell your friends, tell your doct...

Biden wants you to get your shots! We recommend two shots of your favorite beverage in these new shot glasses to dull the pain inflicted daily by t...

IMPORTANT: You can use these for more than just salad. Which is better? Normal tongs or bear claw tongs with a bear holding a gun on them? I think ...

Proud of where you come from? You should be! It’s the home of the brave and land of the free, not the home of the sensitive and land of the free as...

Scramble up the six presidents, then rearrange them so their images are all intact. It sounds easy, but it's not - I should know, I've been working...

Ask whatever question you want, and your opponent has to answer truthfully, until you know who their character is! Is your person a socialist? Was ...

Multiple purposes! We've designed this so that you can really bop your liberal friends when they open this up to read about socialism and find out ...

Let the serene vibes of The Donald's zen penetrate your being. Whether you're still trying to find your zen,Or just need to make it great again,The...

When our customers speak, we listen! You love Donald, you love Melania, you love puzzles! Now you can dive in to our entire line of seasonal puzzle...

Do you remember in 2015 when his campaign was first launching, Donald Trump asserted that we as Americans were going to be saying "Merry Christmas"...

Generally, while cruising 70 M.P.H. down the highway, it's a good idea to keep your hands at ten and two. Parked, however? Jesus has got this! In a...

Do you remember in 2015 when his campaign was first launching, Donald Trump asserted that we as Americans were going to be saying "Merry Christmas"...

During his four years, President Trump kept all of his promises. He restored our faith in the America our founding fathers envisioned. His policies...

Product exclusive to Patriot Depot! Product designed right here in-house in the US of A! It isn’t just one thing that makes America, well… America....