Patriot Prime Day

The best-selling conservative toy of all time is back! In response to popular demand, we have brought back the #1 conservative toy of all t...

One a penny, two a penny, hot cross buns.... Hot cross buns would be worth that, at least! Biden tried to excite us with $0.16 cent savings on July...

Your garden has never been so well-protected! Your garden is under attack by outdoor creatures like squirrels, deer, chipmunks, raccoons and snakes...

Trump keeps a watchful eye on America, and the Trump shower curtain keeps a watchful eye on your bathroom as you wash the socialism out of your lif...

Try to find these figures anywhere else on the internet. You can't! Patriot Depot exclusive!Comes with all three figures seen here.Our beloved 45th...

Some of the greatest times we can enjoy are when we're together with those who have been where we have been, those who have walked in our shoes.  ...

Got a paper cut? It’ll be healed in no time. Believe Trump! Scrape your knee? You'll be on the mend as quickly as the stock market once Trump took ...

Freeloaders coming for your garden? Protect your yard with the defender of our nation! Donald Trump is here to keep pests out and patriotism in! T...

This isn't just any garden gnome. This garden gnome is the great "Scarface" holding his infamous machine gun. Now, anyone who enters your backyard ...

If you think you are free… or safe. You are wrong. Consider these recent events, that all happened right here in America! Memories Pizza in India...

Trump and Melania are coming to town and they've got a baby on board: crying Hillary! Apparently still upset about blowing the 2016 election, Hilla...

A puzzle depicting a bald eagle, U.S. Soldiers, and the American Flag, in front of majestic mountains. The beautiful artwork for this puzzle was cr...

Bear measures about 15 inches tall. Complete with black suit, red tie, white undershirt, and red Trump 2020 hat.  This Trump bear won't cost you an...

Alright gang, it's time! The time you've all been waiting for! Here's another original puzzle from Patriot Depot! Tell your friends, tell your doct...

Trump loves his diet soda. He's not shy about it, and we're not either. That's why we're turning every 12 ounce beverage you enjoy into the classie...

Pop goes the WEASEL! Yes, we said it. Your liberal friends' mind's will explode when they see this gift of the year, and we can't say "sorry!" Beca...

We know how much you loved the Trump Garden Gnome, so we decided to make it fun-sized for you to be able to carry with you all throughout the day. ...

IMPORTANT: You can use these for more than just salad. Which is better? Normal tongs or bear claw tongs with a bear holding a gun on them? I think ...

MADE IN AMERICA This set of playing cards celebrates Donald Trump and his past policies, with each card face featuring unique artwork of a personal...

When our customers speak, we listen! You love Donald, you love Melania, you love puzzles! Now you can dive in to our entire line of seasonal puzzle...

We’ve taken the classic peg game to a whole new level by switching out golf tees for bullets! Don’t worry, libtards. These may look like real bulle...