Make Alcatraz Great Again T-Shirt
Make Alcatraz Great Again T-Shirt
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Description
Description
It’s time to reopen America’s most infamous island—because when crime runs rampant and justice gets hijacked by politics, even Alcatraz starts looking like a solution. Inspired by today’s two-tiered justice system, political witch hunts, and the everyday corruption that’s destroying our cities, this bold Make Alcatraz Great Again tee is a call to bring back accountability—with style.
Perfect for patriots who are tired of watching thugs walk free while conservatives get indicted for speaking the truth, this shirt is a satirical statement that hits hard. Whether it’s crooked politicians, soft-on-crime DAs, or deep state operatives—maybe it’s time some folks spent a little quality time on The Rock.
Product Features:
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No side seams = less waste and a cleaner, smoother fit
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Ribbed collar that keeps its shape wear after wear
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Shoulder tape for long-lasting durability
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Made from 100% ring-spun cotton—soft, breathable, and comfortable
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Proudly crafted with ethically sourced U.S. cotton and safety-certified materials
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), with like colors
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Tumble dry low
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Iron or steam low heat if needed
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Do not bleach
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Do not dry clean
Wear it loud, wear it proud. Let’s lock up corruption—and Make Alcatraz Great Again.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
In-stock orders usually ship within 7–10 business days. Delivery time depends on the method chosen, but most packages arrive within 5–10 business days after processing.
Do you ship outside the U.S.?
Do you ship outside the U.S.?
Yes, we ship to all 50 states (including Alaska and Hawaii) as well as Canada. Please make sure your shipping address is accurate and deliverable by USPS or FedEx.
Can I exchange for a different size or item?
Can I exchange for a different size or item?
Yes, you can exchange within 30 days as long as items are in new, sellable condition. Just include $5 made payable to Patriot Depot to cover part of the reshipping cost.
What if my order arrives damaged or incomplete?
What if my order arrives damaged or incomplete?
If your order arrives damaged, incorrect, or missing items, please email Customer Care. We’ll review the issue and arrange the best solution, whether that’s a replacement or other fix.
What is your return policy?
What is your return policy?
You can return items in sellable condition within 30 days of purchase. Refunds are issued minus a 10% restocking fee. Please ship returns with tracking so they don’t get lost in transit.