Make Alcatraz Great Again T-Shirt
It’s time to reopen America’s most infamous island—because when crime runs rampant and justice gets hijacked by politics, even Alcatraz starts looking like a solution. Inspired by today’s two-tiered justice system, political witch hunts, and the everyday corruption that’s destroying our cities, this bold Make Alcatraz Great Again tee is a call to bring back accountability—with style.
Perfect for patriots who are tired of watching thugs walk free while conservatives get indicted for speaking the truth, this shirt is a satirical statement that hits hard. Whether it’s crooked politicians, soft-on-crime DAs, or deep state operatives—maybe it’s time some folks spent a little quality time on The Rock.
Product Features:
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No side seams = less waste and a cleaner, smoother fit
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Ribbed collar that keeps its shape wear after wear
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Shoulder tape for long-lasting durability
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Made from 100% ring-spun cotton—soft, breathable, and comfortable
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Proudly crafted with ethically sourced U.S. cotton and safety-certified materials
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), with like colors
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Tumble dry low
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Iron or steam low heat if needed
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Do not bleach
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Do not dry clean
Wear it loud, wear it proud. Let’s lock up corruption—and Make Alcatraz Great Again.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |