Alligator Alcatraz Everglades, FL T-Shirt

Welcome to Alligator Alcatraz — Everglades, FL’s most exclusive (and highly guarded) swamp-side facility for those who thought sneaking across the border would be a breeze. Spoiler alert: it’s not. Down here, we don’t just protect the border — we build a moat, and it comes with teeth.

This bold and funny tee imagines a Florida-style holding tank where the gators work overtime, and trespassers quickly learn that crossing the line has consequences. It’s tough love, Everglades-style — with razor-sharp sarcasm and a bite of American pride.

Product Features:

• Shoulder tape for added stability — built tough like our borders should be

• Seamless design — no weak points, just like our immigration stance

• Ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape — even under political pressure

• Durable, eco-friendly fabric — made to outlast open-border nonsense

• Tear-away label — because your shirt should be secure and comfortable

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold — swamp water not recommended

• Tumble dry low — no need to sweat like a coyote in custody

• Do not iron — let the message stay rough around the edges

• Do not dryclean — this shirt is for the people, not the elite

• Non-chlorine bleach only — save the harsh stuff for policy reform

Make your stance known with the Alligator Alcatraz T-Shirt — where border security meets Florida grit, and the only thing crossing uninvited are gators on patrol.