Alligatraz Florida T-Shirt

Aligatraz, Florida — not your average tourist destination. This swamp-side detention zone is where those who illegally cross the line end up facing some serious southern hospitality... and by hospitality, we mean alligators on night shift.

This shirt is a humorous nod to what border enforcement should look like — tough, unapologetic, and backed by Florida grit. Forget catch and release — in Aligatraz, it’s catch and chomp. Whether you're patrolling your backyard or just standing up for a secure America, this tee makes it clear: borders mean something.

Product Features:

• Shoulder tape for added strength — like our stance on illegal crossings

• Seamless design — no holes in this build, or in our immigration policy

• Ribbed collar that holds up — just like the brave Americans guarding our border

• Durable, eco-friendly fabric — lasts longer than political promises

• Tear-away label — because freedom shouldn't itch

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold — like our stance on lawbreaking

• Tumble dry low — because we’re cool under pressure

• Do not iron — let the rugged message speak for itself

• No drycleaning — this shirt’s made for the swamp, not the salon

• Use non-chlorine bleach only — save the firepower for the policy debate

Wear the Aligatraz Florida T-Shirt proudly and let the world know: if you want in, do it legally. Otherwise... enjoy the Everglades. The gators are waiting.