
Alligatraz Florida Tank Top
Sun’s Out, Gators Out.
Introducing the Alligatraz Florida Tank Top — perfect for flexin' your freedom and staying cool while the border debate heats up. Whether you're patrolling the backyard BBQ, hitting the gym, or just soaking up that sweet Florida sun, this tank brings swamp justice straight to your wardrobe.
Featuring the iconic Alligatraz design, it’s the sleeveless salute to common sense: Cross the line illegally? There’s a gator with your name on it. Stay cool, stay armed (with sarcasm), and let your shoulders do the talking.
Product Features:
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Durable double needle bottom hem — built like our border should be
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1x1 ribbed collar that keeps its shape through every hot take
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Cotton-poly blend options for soft, breathable wear
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Medium-weight fabric — not too heavy, not too weak (unlike federal policy)
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Classic fit for every freedom-loving body
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. No bleach. No tumble dry. Low heat iron only. No dry cleaning—this tank’s meant for real Americans, not D.C. elites.
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
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Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |