Proud To Be A Right Wing Nut Bag Unisex T-Shirt
Chances have it, if you're reading this, you're a patriotic conservative who believes in what this country was founded upon. You probably believe that government should be as limited as possible. More than likely you own a gun or two... or 5 or 10. You doubtlessly think that our tax rates are too high, as well as our government spending. You know that private industry is always more efficient and provides better quality services than the government can ever provide. More than anything, you just want the government to leave you alone and let you enjoy your life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness.
By the mainstream media's standards, that makes you a right wing nut bag. But by my standards, that just means you're a true patriot. Wear this shirt and tell everyone around you that you're "Proud to be a true patriot loving right wing nut bag."