Democrats Are Like Christmas Lights Custom Wrapping Paper Roll
Democrats Are Like Christmas Lights Custom Wrapping Paper Roll
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Description
Description
Democrats Are Like Christmas Lights Custom Wrapping Paper Roll – Hilarious Patriot Christmas Wrap
Make your gifts the highlight of every Christmas gathering with the Democrats Are Like Christmas Lights Custom Wrapping Paper Roll — the unapologetically patriotic, laugh-out-loud wrap that says exactly what everyone’s thinking.
Featuring the viral quote:
“Half of them don’t work… and the other half aren’t too bright.”
this wrapping paper delivers the perfect blend of Christmas cheer and political humor. Whether you’re wrapping MAGA stocking stuffers, Secret Santa surprises, or gifts for fellow conservatives, this design guarantees a reaction before the present is even opened.
Printed on premium fine-art paper with crisp, high-definition color, every roll adds a punch of humor and a dose of truth to the holiday season.
Product Features
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Printed on 90 gsm fine art paper for a smooth, quality feel and easy folding
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Choose glossy or smooth matte finish depending on your holiday style
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Available in three lengths: 30×36, 30×72, and 30×180 inches — perfect for any size gift
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Single-sided, high-definition print with vibrant color that showcases the design perfectly
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Includes small white production edges with bar and QR code (trimmed during wrapping)
| 30" x 36" | |
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| Width, in | 30.00 |
| Height, in | 36.00 |
Have questions? We’ve got answers.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
In-stock orders usually ship within 7–10 business days. Delivery time depends on the method chosen, but most packages arrive within 5–10 business days after processing.
Do you ship outside the U.S.?
Do you ship outside the U.S.?
Yes, we ship to all 50 states (including Alaska and Hawaii) as well as Canada. Please make sure your shipping address is accurate and deliverable by USPS or FedEx.
Can I exchange for a different size or item?
Can I exchange for a different size or item?
Yes, you can exchange within 30 days as long as items are in new, sellable condition. Just include $5 made payable to Patriot Depot to cover part of the reshipping cost.
What if my order arrives damaged or incomplete?
What if my order arrives damaged or incomplete?
If your order arrives damaged, incorrect, or missing items, please email Customer Care. We’ll review the issue and arrange the best solution, whether that’s a replacement or other fix.
What is your return policy?
What is your return policy?
You can return items in sellable condition within 30 days of purchase. Refunds are issued minus a 10% restocking fee. Please ship returns with tracking so they don’t get lost in transit.