Florida Alligator Alcatraz Softstyle T-Shirt
Florida Alligator Alcatraz Softstyle T-Shirt
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Description
Description
Florida’s Toughest Swamp Just Got Softer (The Shirt, Not the Policy).
The Florida Alligator Alcatraz Softstyle T-Shirt is where hard truths meet soft cotton. Built for patriots who appreciate sarcasm, border security, and Florida’s no-nonsense attitude, this tee puts the bite of Alligator Alcatraz right on your chest—without sacrificing comfort.
Whether you're laying low at a BBQ or standing tall at a rally, this shirt says exactly what you're thinking: Cross the border illegally, and you might end up in swamp custody—with gators on guard duty. Soft to the touch, but sharp in message, this tee is the perfect uniform for those who don’t back down.
Product Features:
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No side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
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Ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape, wear after wear
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Shoulder tape for strength and stability—no stretching here
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Smooth, durable fabric that prints bold and lasts long
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100% ring-spun cotton—because freedom should feel good
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold with like colors
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Tumble dry low
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Do not bleach
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Low heat iron, steam, or dry
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Do not dryclean—this shirt is swamp-tested, not dry-cleaner approved
Gear up in Florida Alligator Alcatraz style—because freedom isn’t free, and neither is trespassing across the wrong border.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Have questions? We’ve got answers.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
In-stock orders usually ship within 7–10 business days. Delivery time depends on the method chosen, but most packages arrive within 5–10 business days after processing.
Do you ship outside the U.S.?
Do you ship outside the U.S.?
Yes, we ship to all 50 states (including Alaska and Hawaii) as well as Canada. Please make sure your shipping address is accurate and deliverable by USPS or FedEx.
Can I exchange for a different size or item?
Can I exchange for a different size or item?
Yes, you can exchange within 30 days as long as items are in new, sellable condition. Just include $5 made payable to Patriot Depot to cover part of the reshipping cost.
What if my order arrives damaged or incomplete?
What if my order arrives damaged or incomplete?
If your order arrives damaged, incorrect, or missing items, please email Customer Care. We’ll review the issue and arrange the best solution, whether that’s a replacement or other fix.
What is your return policy?
What is your return policy?
You can return items in sellable condition within 30 days of purchase. Refunds are issued minus a 10% restocking fee. Please ship returns with tracking so they don’t get lost in transit.