Florida Alligator Alcatraz Softstyle T-Shirt
Florida’s Toughest Swamp Just Got Softer (The Shirt, Not the Policy).
The Florida Alligator Alcatraz Softstyle T-Shirt is where hard truths meet soft cotton. Built for patriots who appreciate sarcasm, border security, and Florida’s no-nonsense attitude, this tee puts the bite of Alligator Alcatraz right on your chest—without sacrificing comfort.
Whether you're laying low at a BBQ or standing tall at a rally, this shirt says exactly what you're thinking: Cross the border illegally, and you might end up in swamp custody—with gators on guard duty. Soft to the touch, but sharp in message, this tee is the perfect uniform for those who don’t back down.
Product Features:
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No side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
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Ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape, wear after wear
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Shoulder tape for strength and stability—no stretching here
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Smooth, durable fabric that prints bold and lasts long
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100% ring-spun cotton—because freedom should feel good
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold with like colors
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Tumble dry low
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Do not bleach
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Low heat iron, steam, or dry
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Do not dryclean—this shirt is swamp-tested, not dry-cleaner approved
Gear up in Florida Alligator Alcatraz style—because freedom isn’t free, and neither is trespassing across the wrong border.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |