Gator Guard Alcatraz T-Shirt
Mess Around and Find Out—Swamp Style.
The Gator Guard Alcatraz T-Shirt is your official uniform for the most elite security team the Everglades has ever known. Forget motion sensors and border drones—down in Florida, we’ve got gators on duty and they don’t play games.
This tee is a tribute to the toothy, tail-snapping enforcers of Alligator Alcatraz, where illegal entry isn’t just discouraged—it’s downright dangerous. Whether you're patrolling your grill or keeping watch over your yard, this shirt sends a clear message: the Gator Guard is always watching.
Product Features:
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Shoulder tape for added durability — built to outlast political nonsense
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Seamless construction — like a properly secured border
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Ribbed collar that keeps its shape — no flip-flopping here
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Eco-friendly, comfortable fabric — soft enough to wear, tough enough to make a statement
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Tear-away label — because freedom shouldn't itch
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean—just wear it, own it, and let the Gators do the guarding.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |