Go Fund Yourself, Sincerely The American Taxpayer T-Shirt
Go Fund Yourself, Sincerely The American Taxpayer T-Shirt
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Description
Description
Tired of footing the bill for every reckless policy and bloated budget? Let your shirt do the talking with the "Go Fund Yourself" T-Shirt — a bold statement piece for every hardworking American taxpayer. While the government squanders your hard-earned money, DOGE (the people's crypto) is soaring, proving there's a better way to invest in the future — without Uncle Sam's sticky fingers. Perfect for rallies, casual days out, or whenever you want to remind the powers-that-be who's really paying the tab.
Please Note: This product is created using print-on-demand and will ship separately from other items ordered from Patriot Depot.
Product Highlights:
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Sleek, Seamless Style: Designed without side seams, this tee offers a smoother look and reduces fabric waste — because efficiency matters.
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Ribbed Collar Strength: The elastic ribbed collar holds its shape, wash after wash, so you can keep making your statement without the sag.
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Built to Last: Reinforced shoulder tape adds stability and prevents stretching over time.
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Comfort Meets Durability: Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s soft yet strong — just like the American spirit.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F) with similar colors.
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Tumble dry on low heat.
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Do not bleach.
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Do not dry clean.
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Iron, steam, or dry on low heat.
Speak your mind. Stand your ground. Invest in what matters. Let your shirt — and DOGE — do the talking.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Have questions? We’ve got answers.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
In-stock orders usually ship within 7–10 business days. Delivery time depends on the method chosen, but most packages arrive within 5–10 business days after processing.
Do you ship outside the U.S.?
Do you ship outside the U.S.?
Yes, we ship to all 50 states (including Alaska and Hawaii) as well as Canada. Please make sure your shipping address is accurate and deliverable by USPS or FedEx.
Can I exchange for a different size or item?
Can I exchange for a different size or item?
Yes, you can exchange within 30 days as long as items are in new, sellable condition. Just include $5 made payable to Patriot Depot to cover part of the reshipping cost.
What if my order arrives damaged or incomplete?
What if my order arrives damaged or incomplete?
If your order arrives damaged, incorrect, or missing items, please email Customer Care. We’ll review the issue and arrange the best solution, whether that’s a replacement or other fix.
What is your return policy?
What is your return policy?
You can return items in sellable condition within 30 days of purchase. Refunds are issued minus a 10% restocking fee. Please ship returns with tracking so they don’t get lost in transit.