Go Fund Yourself, Sincerely The American Taxpayer T-Shirt
Tired of footing the bill for every reckless policy and bloated budget? Let your shirt do the talking with the "Go Fund Yourself" T-Shirt — a bold statement piece for every hardworking American taxpayer. While the government squanders your hard-earned money, DOGE (the people's crypto) is soaring, proving there's a better way to invest in the future — without Uncle Sam's sticky fingers. Perfect for rallies, casual days out, or whenever you want to remind the powers-that-be who's really paying the tab.
Please Note: This product is created using print-on-demand and will ship separately from other items ordered from Patriot Depot.
Product Highlights:
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Sleek, Seamless Style: Designed without side seams, this tee offers a smoother look and reduces fabric waste — because efficiency matters.
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Ribbed Collar Strength: The elastic ribbed collar holds its shape, wash after wash, so you can keep making your statement without the sag.
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Built to Last: Reinforced shoulder tape adds stability and prevents stretching over time.
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Comfort Meets Durability: Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s soft yet strong — just like the American spirit.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F) with similar colors.
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Tumble dry on low heat.
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Do not bleach.
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Do not dry clean.
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Iron, steam, or dry on low heat.
Speak your mind. Stand your ground. Invest in what matters. Let your shirt — and DOGE — do the talking.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |