Hormones Are Not a 'Get Out of Jail Free' Card T-Shirt
Hormones Are Not a 'Get Out of Jail Free' Card T-Shirt
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Description
Description
Some things need to be said out loud.
When Lindsay Clancy killed her three children — Cora, Dawson, and Callan — a defense built around hormones and mental health asked the jury to look away. Most did. One didn't.
This shirt is for the people who agree with that holdout. The people who believe that three innocent children deserved better than an excuse. That accountability doesn't come with a hormone exemption. That some things are wrong, full stop.
Hormones are not a get out of jail free card. Wear it. Mean it.
- 60% combed ring-spun cotton / 40% polyester — soft, smooth, and built to last
- Lightweight 146 g/m² fabric with a comfortable everyday drape
- DTF print — sharp, vivid, wash after wash
- 1x1 ribbed collar with self-fabric shoulder tape for shape retention
- Tear-away label for all-day comfort
- Available in 9 colors: Black, Indigo, Midnight Navy, Military Green, Purple Rush, Royal, Dark Heather Grey, Heather Heavy Metal, Tahiti Blue
- Sizes S–5XL
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Tumble dry low heat
- Iron or steam on low heat
- Do not bleach or dry clean
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 19.00 | 20.50 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.63 | 8.13 | 8.63 | 9.13 | 9.63 | 10.13 | 10.63 | 11.13 |
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How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
In-stock orders usually ship within 7–10 business days. Delivery time depends on the method chosen, but most packages arrive within 5–10 business days after processing.
Do you ship outside the U.S.?
Do you ship outside the U.S.?
Yes, we ship to all 50 states (including Alaska and Hawaii) as well as Canada. Please make sure your shipping address is accurate and deliverable by USPS or FedEx.
Can I exchange for a different size or item?
Can I exchange for a different size or item?
Yes, you can exchange within 30 days as long as items are in new, sellable condition. Just include $5 made payable to Patriot Depot to cover part of the reshipping cost.
What if my order arrives damaged or incomplete?
What if my order arrives damaged or incomplete?
If your order arrives damaged, incorrect, or missing items, please email Customer Care. We’ll review the issue and arrange the best solution, whether that’s a replacement or other fix.
What is your return policy?
What is your return policy?
You can return items in sellable condition within 30 days of purchase. Refunds are issued minus a 10% restocking fee. Please ship returns with tracking so they don’t get lost in transit.
