"I'm Telling Dad" Jesus T-Shirt | Funny Christian Tee
"I'm Telling Dad" Jesus T-Shirt | Funny Christian Tee
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Description
Description
You know that look. One finger pointed up, a knowing smile, and absolutely zero doubt about who's in charge.
The "I'm Telling Dad" Jesus T-Shirt is the shirt for anyone who loves their faith with a side of humor. The graphic features a smiling Jesus — finger raised, eyes up — above bold varsity-style lettering that reads I'M TELLING DAD. It's playful, it's relatable, and it lands every time. Whether you're wearing it to church, a family cookout, a road trip, or just running errands, this tee starts conversations and gets genuine laughs from people who get it.
The soft 60/40 CVC blend feels broken-in right out of the bag, and the lightweight fabric keeps you comfortable all day. Available in 9 colors — from classic white and cream to midnight navy and military green — so you can pick the one that fits your vibe.
What Makes It Great
- Smiling Jesus with raised finger + bold "I'M TELLING DAD" varsity graphic — a crowd-pleaser every time
- 60% combed ring-spun cotton / 40% polyester — soft, smooth, and durable
- Lightweight 4.3 oz/yd² fabric — breathable and comfortable year-round
- 1x1 ribbed collar with stretch recovery — holds its shape wash after wash
- Self-fabric shoulder tape — keeps the neckline clean and structured
- Tear-away label + DTF inner neck label — no scratchy tags
- Sizes S–5XL in 9 colors
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low heat
- Iron or steam on low heat
- Do not dry clean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 19.00 | 20.50 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.63 | 8.13 | 8.63 | 9.13 | 9.63 | 10.13 | 10.63 | 11.13 |
Have questions? We’ve got answers.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
In-stock orders usually ship within 7–10 business days. Delivery time depends on the method chosen, but most packages arrive within 5–10 business days after processing.
Do you ship outside the U.S.?
Do you ship outside the U.S.?
Yes, we ship to all 50 states (including Alaska and Hawaii) as well as Canada. Please make sure your shipping address is accurate and deliverable by USPS or FedEx.
Can I exchange for a different size or item?
Can I exchange for a different size or item?
Yes, you can exchange within 30 days as long as items are in new, sellable condition. Just include $5 made payable to Patriot Depot to cover part of the reshipping cost.
What if my order arrives damaged or incomplete?
What if my order arrives damaged or incomplete?
If your order arrives damaged, incorrect, or missing items, please email Customer Care. We’ll review the issue and arrange the best solution, whether that’s a replacement or other fix.
What is your return policy?
What is your return policy?
You can return items in sellable condition within 30 days of purchase. Refunds are issued minus a 10% restocking fee. Please ship returns with tracking so they don’t get lost in transit.
