Mel Coffee Roast "Making America Classy Again" (Chocolate Coffee)
Mel Coffee Roast "Making America Classy Again" (Chocolate Coffee)
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Description
Description
As actor James Woods raised on Twitter (which sparked massive debate): “If the Trumps were Democrats, Melania would be on every cover of every chic women’s magazine in the world every month,” he wrote.
Well, we think Melania deserves to be on the cover so we are dedicating our newest and most deliciously decadent chocolate-infused coffee in her honor. Elegant and graceful, you will not be able to resist a 2nd cup!
But why not? Coffee has no calories!
- 12 oz. freshly roasted coffee – we recommend fresh grinding just before brewing for the best quality, taste, and effect.
- Flavor: Decadent Chocolate Delight
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"She walks in beauty, the nameless grace...."
Lord Byron may have never met Melania, our elegant and beautiful First Lady, but these words give a perfect description.
She speaks multiple languages! She has a level of charm and class we haven’t seen for decades. She resembles the royalty of olden sagas.
Yet the left trashes her, belittles her, ignores her contributions to the Be Best campaign against bullying and opioid abuse. While Michelle Obama was presented on 12 magazine covers during the 8-year span of her husband’s reign of terror against freedom-loving Patriotic Americans, our graceful Melania has been spurned.
Artwork provided by Doug Giles. See more at https://douggiles.art/
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How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
In-stock orders usually ship within 7–10 business days. Delivery time depends on the method chosen, but most packages arrive within 5–10 business days after processing.
Do you ship outside the U.S.?
Do you ship outside the U.S.?
Yes, we ship to all 50 states (including Alaska and Hawaii) as well as Canada. Please make sure your shipping address is accurate and deliverable by USPS or FedEx.
Can I exchange for a different size or item?
Can I exchange for a different size or item?
Yes, you can exchange within 30 days as long as items are in new, sellable condition. Just include $5 made payable to Patriot Depot to cover part of the reshipping cost.
What if my order arrives damaged or incomplete?
What if my order arrives damaged or incomplete?
If your order arrives damaged, incorrect, or missing items, please email Customer Care. We’ll review the issue and arrange the best solution, whether that’s a replacement or other fix.
What is your return policy?
What is your return policy?
You can return items in sellable condition within 30 days of purchase. Refunds are issued minus a 10% restocking fee. Please ship returns with tracking so they don’t get lost in transit.