Welcome to Alligator Alcatraz (Population Undocumented) T-Shirt

Deep in the Everglades lies a legendary high-security facility where the only things more aggressive than the guard dogs are the gators. This is Alligator Alcatraz — the satirical swamp stronghold where those who cross the border illegally might just find themselves in a less-than-warm welcome.

This shirt says what every American who believes in a secure border is thinking: You don’t sneak into someone’s house and expect a guest room. If you break in, don’t be surprised if you meet the toothy version of Florida justice.

Perfect for patriots with a sense of humor and zero tolerance for open-border chaos, this tee turns current events into swamp-sourced sarcasm with bite.

Product Features:

• Shoulder tape for extra durability — strong enough to withstand border debates

• Seamless design — no loopholes here, just like our immigration policy should be

• Ribbed collar that keeps its shape — unlike the current administration

• Durable, eco-friendly fabric — because common sense should last

• Tear-away label — comfort that doesn’t scratch like a liberal talking point

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold — swamp water not included

• Tumble dry low — no meltdown necessary

• Do not iron — the message is already hot

• Do not dryclean — this tee wasn’t made for luxury

• Non-chlorine bleach only — save the real fire for policy enforcement

Throw on the Welcome to Alligator Alcatraz shirt and make your message loud and clear: if you come illegally, the population sign is waiting — and so are the gators.