Welcome to Alligator Alcatraz (Population Undocumented) T-Shirt
Welcome to Alligator Alcatraz (Population Undocumented) T-Shirt
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Description
Description
Deep in the Everglades lies a legendary high-security facility where the only things more aggressive than the guard dogs are the gators. This is Alligator Alcatraz — the satirical swamp stronghold where those who cross the border illegally might just find themselves in a less-than-warm welcome.
This shirt says what every American who believes in a secure border is thinking: You don’t sneak into someone’s house and expect a guest room. If you break in, don’t be surprised if you meet the toothy version of Florida justice.
Perfect for patriots with a sense of humor and zero tolerance for open-border chaos, this tee turns current events into swamp-sourced sarcasm with bite.
Product Features:
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Shoulder tape for extra durability — strong enough to withstand border debates
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Seamless design — no loopholes here, just like our immigration policy should be
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Ribbed collar that keeps its shape — unlike the current administration
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Durable, eco-friendly fabric — because common sense should last
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Tear-away label — comfort that doesn’t scratch like a liberal talking point
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold — swamp water not included
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Tumble dry low — no meltdown necessary
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Do not iron — the message is already hot
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Do not dryclean — this tee wasn’t made for luxury
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Non-chlorine bleach only — save the real fire for policy enforcement
Throw on the Welcome to Alligator Alcatraz shirt and make your message loud and clear: if you come illegally, the population sign is waiting — and so are the gators.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
In-stock orders usually ship within 7–10 business days. Delivery time depends on the method chosen, but most packages arrive within 5–10 business days after processing.
Do you ship outside the U.S.?
Do you ship outside the U.S.?
Yes, we ship to all 50 states (including Alaska and Hawaii) as well as Canada. Please make sure your shipping address is accurate and deliverable by USPS or FedEx.
Can I exchange for a different size or item?
Can I exchange for a different size or item?
Yes, you can exchange within 30 days as long as items are in new, sellable condition. Just include $5 made payable to Patriot Depot to cover part of the reshipping cost.
What if my order arrives damaged or incomplete?
What if my order arrives damaged or incomplete?
If your order arrives damaged, incorrect, or missing items, please email Customer Care. We’ll review the issue and arrange the best solution, whether that’s a replacement or other fix.
What is your return policy?
What is your return policy?
You can return items in sellable condition within 30 days of purchase. Refunds are issued minus a 10% restocking fee. Please ship returns with tracking so they don’t get lost in transit.